Gentlemen's Quarterly, a x-files fanfic

A/N
I was watching a few fanvids on youtube, and I came across some comments about the new X-Files movie. Like many, I am also really excited about the sequel, and I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully, it'll come out soon and answer some questions that were left unanswered from the much-loved series. This is a small tribute to that upcoming film written in script format. Enjoy.

Gentlemen's Quarterly
Lady Sanna

X-FILES OFFICE
10:59 AM

MULDER: Hey, Scully.

SCULLY: Yes, Mulder.

MULDER: Do you think that there's a possibility that I look like a celebrity?

SCULLY: (Her eyebrow raises.) Why?

MULDER: I was just flipping through this. (He shows her the magazine that he's reading. It's a GQ magazine with Pierce Brosnan gracing the front.) They did an article on look-alikes, and there are actually more than a few in here that look like the real person. It's interesting.

SCULLY: (She just stares at him with an amused look on her face.) This isn't going to lead back to that doppelganger case--

MULDER: (He cuts her off.) No, no. It was just curiosity.

SCULLY: (She is incredulous.) Uh-huh. Mulder, since when did you read GQ?

MULDER: (He sits forward in his chair with a smug look on his face.) Well, they're the reason why I look so damn good in my suits, Scully. (He adjusts his tie and wags his eyebrows up and down.)

SCULLY: (She rolls her eyes and smiles.) Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, when I first met you, I almost ran out in horror when I saw your very fashionable tie. I think my favorite was that red and green one with those (she makes a circular motion with her hand) weird, swirl… things.

MULDER: (He chuckles.) Well, I didn't think you actually paid attention to what I was wearing. (His voice deepens.) Were you checking me out, Agent Scully?

SCULLY: (She keeps eye contact with him and slightly tilts her head to the side, her eyebrow raised.) David Duchovny.

MULDER: Huh, I was thinking more along the lines of Richard Gere.

SCULLY: Mulder, you look just like him. You've got the physique, the eyes, and even the nose to prove it. You two even went to very mentionable universities. He to Yale, you to Oxford.

MULDER: (He lightly runs his finger along the bridge of his nose subconsciously.) I didn't think my nose was that big… Well, you know, now that I think of it, you look like a famous person yourself.

SCULLY: (She becomes curious.) And who would that be?

MULDER: Gillian Anderson.

SCULLY: The one that played Lady Dedlock in Bleak House? Hm, I suppose. She's a good actress.

MULDER: (Mumbles) Sexy too.

SCULLY: (Her head snaps up.) What?

MULDER: (He clears his throat.) N-nothing. (He quickly goes back to reading the magazine.)

SCULLY: …You know what's weird?

MULDER: (Nonchalantly) The fact that in Ancient Peru, when a woman found an 'ugly' potato, it was the custom for her to push it into the face of the nearest man?

SCULLY: Maybe you should remind me next time we go potato hunting.

MULDER: Sorry, ah, you were saying?

SCULLY: As I was saying… I recently heard that Duchovny and Anderson are going to do a movie together some time in the near future. I think it's supposed to be some kind of horror and/or paranormal film involving two FBI agents.

MULDER: That's my kind of movie.

SCULLY: Yeah, but this movie won't have any aliens if that's what you're thinking.

MULDER: Bummer.

CASE CLOSED: SEPTEMBER 01, 2007