BPOV
It was a cool day when I knew I was going to meet them. My cousin Tommy's parents, I had heard plenty about them, but from what I have heard they are fairly shy people. When Tommy was little apparently his parents got a divorce, but then just recently got remarried saying they were "renewing their love and taking a new honeymoon." During that honeymoon they dumped Tommy on his grandmother and went to Vegas, some two years later they came back and took Tommy home to see his new brother. And now I was about to meet the people whom brought the little annoyance into my life just a week ago. When he had arrived me and Edward had quite a hard time with him but we got him under control after a day or two, and apparently when ever Charlie was around he enjoyed playing a game of angel.
"Bella! Hey how is my little niece IZ" I looked up to see a small woman with spiky hair that looked like it had been fashioned by a monkey and walking beside her was a man that could pass as the scariest cross dresser I have ever seen. "Well, well Bella...you certainly..have...um...blossomed..." The last part was almost laughed as it escaped my aunts mouth. And then I realized it, she was dressed in black leather, and her boobs were at least a J. I couldn't believe that Tommy could live with these people, I mean even the worst child couldn't deal with them.
"Ok darling were is your precious little...um...truck..." My uncle almost sounded like he was an insane killer out to murder someone.
"Um...I parked it in lot A, but we have to be careful with it cause it just recently took a severely long drive and I don't know how long it will last."
"Well, thats fine. Not all people have money like us." She almost chuckled this, and come to think of it she looked like the mom from Matilda. And as she pulled out a couple dozen hundreds from her tight pants pocket with much trouble, she handed me a bunch without even counting. "This should at least get you a decent out fit or maybe just maybe a well prepared meal, and darling I sure hope you are marrying for money cause if you ant your marriage ant gonna last long, darling" She spoke with the strangest western accent and at that moment I wish I had hit that deer I had narrowly avoided on the high way coming here.