The Legend of Zelda: Attack of the Chipmunks

A Fanfiction by Bobette the Builder, Wielder of the All Mighty Pie and Scorner of Cute n' Fuzzy Things

Chapter 1: They're heeeere…

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, and there's nothing you can do to stop that. HAH!

Author's Note: Yuppers, I'm baaaaaaaacckk! Miss me? Mwah! Ok, I had to retype chappies 1 and 2 since I wasn't able to save them from their horrible demise. (sniff, sniff) Oh, and this was changed to 'normal' format for legal reasons… (shakes fist at stupid rules) Anyhoo, here's da story! WOOOO!

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The sun was shining, birds were tweeting, flying monkeys were drinking coffee, and it was indeed a perfect day as Link, Saria, and Zelda played an intense game of marble, the hardest and most difficult game there ever was (yes, its even more intense then hopscotch.) outside of Link's pad.

Saria rolled a marble and knocked Zelda's out of circle. "YESSSSSSS! I got your swirly bluey and noooow yoooouuu dooooon'tttt! Ha ha, loser!" she crowed, doing several backflips in her glee.

"Yes, yes, jolly good. Stupid meaniehead…" Zelda muttered, holding her rather sad amount of marbles in her hand.

"Ok, myyy turn!" said Link, as Saria turned purple with rage at the insult. He shot his marble and grinned widely. "HA HA! YOUR RED-EYED POLKA DOTTY IS MINE NOW, ZELDA! ALLLLL MINE!" he shrieked, sticking his tongue out at the dejected princess.

Zelda sighed. "Everything happens to Eeyore… I mean Zelda…"

"Yeaaaahh…whatever." said Saria, and threw Link's new red-eyed polka dotty away.

"Hey, what was that for?" Link whined, pouting profusely.

"I dunno, I just felt like it."

"O-kaaaaayyy…Well, go get it, then." Link said, pointing to where the marble had gone.

'Nope!" said Saria, smiling sweetly.

"Come oooooooon!"

"No!"

"Pwease?"

"No!"

"…Damn you and your mad arguing skills! Fine, I'll go get it…" said Link, and Saria yelled "Boo ya!" and did a little Irish jig. "Shut up," Link scowled, and went on his merry way to find the marble.

He found the red-eyed polka dotty rolling down the path through the Haunted Woods, and began following it at a leisurely pace.

Three Hours Later

Signs of Link's madness began to show as he continued to follow the marble down the path….

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to follow the marble I go! To follow it all the way and eat some pretty colored mushrooms that make the pink elephants come out and play, hi ho, hi hooo!"

One Hour Later

Link, having re-sung all the songs in his memory (and some he made up), checked his watch. "Why the shnizzle is this stupid marble STILL ROLLING?" he asked to himself (yes, that's just how crazy he is).

"Cuz you're stupid, that's why." replied the marble.

"..." was all Link could think of saying.

"Ha, I got you there, didn't I? BURN! Now you shall forget this eeeever happened." said the red-eyed polka dotty, as it veered off the track and rolled into some bushes.

"Ooooooo-kay…" said the officially cracked up and freaked out Link. He walked over to the bushes and bent down to pick up the Demented Marble when he heard voices coming from past the trees.

"Are we stocked up on acorn ammo?" said one rather high-pitched voice.

"Yes, Lord Chippy." came another, more weary, voice.

"Are the troops assembled?"

"Yes, Lord Chippy."

"Did you pick up some bonbons? You know I can't properly rule without my Bonbons."

"Yes, Lord Chippy."

"Excellent! Now no one shall stop us! NOOOO OOOONNNNEEEE!'

"Yes, Lord Chippy."

Link, being the hero that he is, stepped through the bushes valiantly, his sword unsheathed. "HALT, ye fowl fien-" he began, then stopped short as dozens of cute, furry, chipmunks wiggled their noses at him.

The following few minutes went a little like this:

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Then, finally, Link said something. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CHIPMUNKS! EEE HEE HEEEEEEEE!"

The chipmunks wiggled their noses some more and puffed up their cheeks, turning the Cute-a-Meter up a notch.

"Ooooooh, I'm sure I have some peanuts around here somewhere…" he said, frantically searching through his numerous pockets.

"SILENCE!" yelled one of the bigger chipmunks, which had a crown on its head. "We do not want your petty peanuts! Troops, ATTAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKK!" With that battle cry, all of the chipmunks each picked up an acorn and threw it at Link.

"I say, this isn't very ni— I say, stop throwing those acorns at me! They're starting to hurt! Ow! Ow ! Ow! What did I just sa— OWW! OW! Ow..…." with those last words, Link fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Excellent!" said Lord Chippy again. "And soon we shall rule Hyrule, and then…THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!"

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And there's Chapero Uno. Sorry for the shortness, but it's the first chappie, what do you expect? Don't forget to review, but no flames, please! I'm too pretty to get burned! (sniffsniff) Hehe…