So I've recently been stuck in a Harry Potter obsession for the past couple months, and I was just thinking. Technically, muggle-born witches/wizards wouldn't know who Harry Potter nor who Voldemort is. So they would have no reason to be afraid of saying Voldemort's name, and they wouldn't be able to recognize Harry Potter (unless your like Hermione and read everything you can on the wizarding world the moment you find out you're a wizard) Anyway ever since I began reading the books/became a Harry Potter fan (aka my whole life) I've always found the phrase 'You-Know-Who' rather funny in a way because what if someone honestly didn't know who You-Know-Who was. So this is a mostly dialogue only conversation between myself and some of the characters, and for the purpose of this conversation let's pretend that I don't know who You-Know-Who is. Please enjoy my randomness.
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NoPOV
Ron: You-Know-Who is gathering more followers?
Me: What?
Hermione: More people are joining him out of fear.
Me:…..
Ron: Joining You-Know-Who
Me: Who?
Hermione: You-Know-Who
Me: No, I mean…who?
Ron: You…Know…Who
Me: No….I….Don't
Ron: What!
Me: What!
Hermione: No what Ron means is, You-Know-Who the person.
Me:….
(Harry walks in)
Ron: You know….You-Know-Who!
Me: No I don't that's why this is making no since.
Harry: What about Voldemort?
(everyone freezes)
Me: What about Voldemort?
Harry: You were all just talking about him…weren't you?
Me: No.
Hermione: What! Yes we were!
Me: No we weren't.
Ron: Yeah we were, we were talking about You-Know-Who.
Me: Exactly!
Ron: Bu- We…WHAT!
(suddenly Harry laughs)
Me: What!
Harry: Since most are too afraid to say his name, they refer to him as You-Know-Who.
Me: But Who IS You-Know-Who?
Harry: Voldemort is You-Know-Who.
Me:…Well why didn't anyone just tell me that!
Hermione: Oh so you didn't know WHO You-Know-Who is?
Me: Yeah that's what I said.
Ron:….I'm still confused.
Harry: I'll explain it to you later.
(Harry leaves)
Me: So who is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Ron: You-Know-Who.
Me: No Who?
Hermione: (to herself) This is going to be a long night.
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