A/N: Hey, so I'm back and you can see what new hellhole I've fallen into now. But anyway, let's hope I can keep up with writing stuff.
"I don't know Lance. I'm pretty sure this isn't what the princess meant when she asked us to watch the kids."
"Relax Hunk." Lance said as he waved off his friend's worries. "It'll take us like a bajillion ticks to get back to Olkarion. Besides, this is totally safe, I used to do this all the time with my siblings back home!"
"Yeah, ok, but is jumping off of Red really necessary for this?!" Hunk yelled as he emphasized his concern with Lance's plan.
The two were standing on top of the red lion's raised paw, towering over a crowd of giggling alien children, some of them jumping excitingly on an inflated pallet.
"Hunk buddy," Lance said with a smirk as he placed a hand on Hunk's shoulder, "these kids are more advanced than the ones on Earth so obviously, if we do Earthly things with them, we have to take it up a notch."
"This isn't a notch. This way past a notch. This a completely different level!" Hunk stressed as he stared down at the ground below. "You know the likelihood of us missing that mat?"
Lance shrugged his shoulders. "No, do you?"
"No, but I'm sure it's very high!"
"Then we won't know unless we try." Lance gave Hunk's shoulder a final pat. "Cannonball!"
The next few seconds were quick. Alien kids were laughing with excitement. Hunk was refusing to watch his friend fall to his possible death. Lance hit the center of half the pallet and five kids flew in the air.
Hunk waited to hear screams from the kids, but just kept hearing them laugh. He peeked through his fingers, expecting to see the worst but not.
"See Hunk! Told you it was safe!" Lance yelled as he and the group of kids were slowly falling back to the ground. In his hand was a small remote that he used to manually turn off some of the gravity in the room. "Cool right?! I had Pidge make it for me when I got the idea! It actually works, isn't that awesome?!"