Squall:

Squall you're a loner

You not want no friends

If you keep your self like this

Then your life's a dead end.

Rinoa:

Rinoa, you have a carefree spirit

You like to help everyone

Dr. Odine after you,

Run, run, run.

Zell:

Zell man,

You speak slang

You love hot dogs

Ranga-tangt-tang

Selphie:

Selphie you love trains

But you're really impatient

If you was to wait

You'll reach all nations.

Quistis:

Quistis, your squall's instructor

You think you feel for him

You once helped Seifer

But he's really dim.

Irvine:

Irvine you love guns

You're a sharpshooter

You love women too

When you see them you're a hooter.

Seifer:

Seifer, you idiot

You helped all the sorceresses

You took rinoa

You think Adel's an empress.