A/N: Caution. Extreme Family DL fluff. Blame the muse.
The prompt from AllUnwritten LJ was a sign saying "Children left unattended will be sold to the circus".
Usual hugs to Twinkeyrocks and kcatlin. :)
"Mommy would you read that sign, Anna doesn't believe me" Danny said sternly
"What sign," Lindsay sighed. He could tell she was flustered because of the crowd and trying to keep tabs on Anna.
"That one there, Anna here doesn't believe her Daddy"
Lindsay swapped her diaper bag from one shoulder to the other, and picked Anna up.
"It says," She smiled, while tickling her daughter's stomach "that if me and Daddy leave you two here then they'll sell you to the circus" she laughed
Anna blinked "I thought Daddy was joking. Would they really sell me and Kyle Mommy?"
"If we left you here, they might. You'd be good for feeding the monkeys,"
"Mommy," Anna whined, trying to wiggle out of Lindsay's arms.
Lindsay set her down "Alright, hold onto the stroller if you don't want me to carry you"
"Daddy walks too fast"
"Daddy will walk slowly, so you can keep up with him. Won't you Daddy?"
"Sure will" Danny grinned, ruffling Anna's hair. "Which ride next Anna?"
"The teacups" she smiled
Danny looked desperately at Lindsay, before turning back to Anna "Baby, we've just been on the teacups. Remember Daddy and teacups don't get on too good."
"But Daddy, I want to go on the teacups. Mommy has to stay with Kyle, because he's little, and I can't go on my own."
Danny sighed, and parked up the stroller. "Give me a minute Anna,"
He crouched down in front of the stroller and took Kyle's hands. "Buddy, promise me when you're older you'll hate Mickey as much as what I do"
"Stop bribing our son Cowboy,"
"I aint bribing him yet; he's just making me a few promises, aint ya buddy" Danny smiled, pinching Kyle's chubby cheek before standing back up
"Ready to go, munchkin?" Danny smiled, holding out his hand for Anna
"On the teacups?" she squealed
"Yeah, on the damn teacups." He sighed, making his way to the line, letting Lindsay follow them with Kyle in her arms.
He turned to Lindsay "35 minute wait for the damn teacup ride. You gotta be kidding me"
"Danny, we're at Disney world. What exactly were you expecting? For them to let you on straight away?"
"Hey, if you would let me whip this damn badge out, we'd be back at the hotel by now,"
"We have another 3 days of this Danny, get used to it cowboy" Lindsay laughed, resting Kyle on the railing while Danny and Anna made their way to join the end of the line
"Remind me to call Flack tonight, and thank him for buying us these damn tickets."
"Don't forget Stell and Mac, they booked the hotel."
"Daddy. Teacups." Anna reminded him
"Alright, alright, we're going." He smiled at Anna, before turning back to Lindsay "Enjoy this while it last Lindsay Messer, because I swear the first chance I get, you're going on these damn things" he motioned over to the teacups, before picking Anna up, and joining the line.
Smiling Lindsay turned her attention to Kyle, and rubbed noses with her little boy. "Do you think if we left Daddy here, clowns would take him Kyle?"
Kyle smiled, and chuckled in response.
"No, you're right buddy, they wouldn't want him. Looks like we're stuck with him." She smiled lightly as she glanced over towards where he and Anna stood in the line. She watched him for a minute. He was listening to Anna contently, taking in everything she said. Before scooping her up in his arms, and resting her on the bars in front of them, keeping a tight hold on her, making her giggle.
Danny caught her gaze, flashed a trademark Messer grin, and blew her a kiss.
Maybe it wasn't that bad being stuck with Danny Messer wasn't that bad after all.
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