Author'sNote- I don't own Starwars, but they all belong to King Greedy George.
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Qui Gon's Lost Hair
"One there is, an extremely dangerous mission for you," Master Yoda said shaking with fear."Especially you people because you two have long hair, this contains hair eaters that is why I don't have as many hairs I did when I was young."whispered Yoda with embarrasment and both fear.Yoda told them there mission except one thing Yoda forgot.
While they were on the transport they found out that this planet named "Hair" (I made this place up) the people there called themselves "Hairers" (I made up the people). They also found out that they looked like cavemen and cavewomens. "What is it about the hair eaters master?" asked Obi Wan Kenobi? "I don't know my padwan"replied QuiGon. "MESSAGE FROM THE COUCIL" Qui Gon turned on the communication. "There is one more thing we have to tell you.there is a Sith lord for you to battle he is the one making the hair machines. You must go through those traps without getting bald or you will get to the dark side or you will be killed.You have to stop this Sith from making more hair machines and destroy th other hair machines too.Good luck with the mission."
When the ship finally landed they got their Sith lord detecter. When Qui Gon turned on his Sith detcter(I made the detecter up) there was a Sith"Hello I'm Darth Barber(I made the Sith up), I am in the core of this planet you cannot miss it, it is the largest place in the planet." When Obi Wan Kenobi turned on hisSith detecter, it was normal. So they went to the center of the planet.
When they reached the core there was tons of robots with a scissor on one hand and regular hand on the other. They saw Darth Barber all the way on a stage behind the robots. Qui Gon and Obi Wan turned on their lightsabers."Why do we have our lightsabers on when we could just run, my Master?" asked Obi Wan
"Oh,...right" Qui Gon muttered blushing.they ran across but one cut of Qui Gon"s long hair "Nnnnoooooooooo.......... MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR, " cried Qui Gon crying. Darth Barber used the force to get it when he got it Qui Gon and Obi Wan arrived "Hostage" Darth Barber whispered with his lightsaber close to chopping it. "Don't hurt my hair" cried Qui gon"I'll give you 1000 credits huhhhhh?" . " all right fine then ." they traded and then they fought with their karate skills. Qui Gon had lots of sugar in a jar and he knew that he would get hyper, so he ate it all. He became so hyper he won like crazy and destroyed all the machines.
While the transport was on automatic pilot Qui Gon put crazy glue to tape his cut of hair.When they came back to the council they were ranked five stars.
THE END