The tall blonde Nord made her way through the city of Anvil casually, her mind was focused on one thing, getting to the docks and boarding her ship to Summerset Isle before it left without her. The sun was high in the crisp blue sky and as long as no one stopped her, she'd have ample time; but as luck would have it, that's not how things went.
Suddenly a shorter woman with a lovely heart shaped face and silky golden hair with pink streaks in it that fell like a water fall, crashing down to her knees, clad in some sort of strange marking pattern, had appeared in front of the Nord. "Like, hi!"
"Um, hail?" Syl said apprehensively, though it was more of a question. "Listen, if you're here about those Septims I owe…" She took a step back as she droned off.
"My name is like totally Hime Amane Chiya, which means princess, sound of the heavens, a thousand nights!" The angelic, high pitched voice said once again.
Syl cringed at the sound, "Riiiiggghhhhhtttt, good to know"
"My family was killed by Lucien Lachance who is part of the Black Hand and I'm helping Bellamont to find and kill him and during which Bellamont fell helplessly in love with me, even though Lucien is madly in love with me as well~ Along with Martin whom I knew was heir all along, Sanguine whom gave up his whoring ways to be with me, Sheogorath whom saved me from certain death, Haskill who only shoes emotion for me, Vicente because I'm also a vampire, and M'aiq the Liar who tells the truth for me! Plus I'm a princess but most of my past is a mystery to me because I have amnesia but I remember the horrible slaughtering of my family because it was too icky to forget and I watched it!" The words flew out of her perfectly formed mouth at an insane speed.
Syl took a moment to process this; then spoke once again "That's nice and all but my ship is going to leave without me if I don't board soon…so I'm just goina' go" She side stepped and attempted to continue on her path but the drop dead gorgeous girl cut her off, huge boobs bouncing in their metal armor as she did.
"But I don't know how they could all possibly love me, I'm a scarred and hideous monster!" She said in an overly dramatic way, hair blowing in a nonexistent breeze as her eyes changed from ice blue to a royal lilac.
Syl put her hand on he girls shoulder and pushed her aside as she continued on. "Uh, yeah, monster, ugly, whatever you say."
Hime Amane grabbed Syl's wrist with her delicate hand and pulled her back, pointing dramatically to a small crescent shaped scar on her shoulder. "SEE? It's so ugly!"
Syl tugged her wrist away from the girl and glared, she was beginning to get on her nerves. "Does it look like I care about you and your love life and your scar?" Syl eyed the girl's outlandish clothing, "And what in Sanguine's name are you even wearing?"
"Jealous are you? All women are jealous of my perfect figure," She paused and ran a perfect hand down her impossibly thin waist and perfectly round hips, "I'm so perfectly shaped with lush thighs and a busty chest! Plus perfect legs. Anyway I'm wearing the best armor in the world, my pet dragon made it for me." She cooed sweetly.
Syl paused, where dragons even real? M'aiq said something about them once, then again, he is M'aiq the Liar. She sighed, "You make the Dark Seducers look like stuffy ol' ladies. How old did you say you where again?"
Hime Amane clasped her hands together and giggled cutely, voice dripping with sweetness and sparkles. "I'm fifteen, and I'm already the greatest adventurer, assassin, thief, dancer, singer, artist and ruler to ever grace the Earth!"
What in Sanguine's name is Earth? Syl thought to herself as she pondered for a split second, then it occurred to her, "Hold on, you said you where a vampire, why aren't you bursting into flames?"
"I SPARKLE!" Hime Amane shouted at the top of her lungs, making the innocent people of Anvil look over in curiosity.
Syl looked at her strangely, "Yer a loony." And with that she began to walk away with her long strides once again, debating rather to run or not.
Hime Amane quickly caught up with Syl, "You're my new body guard!" She shouted once again.
Syl stopped and turned, gripping Hime Amane's small, ladylike shoulders in her strong course hands. "Listen Missy, I'm going to miss my boat if you don't leave me alone, and if I miss my boat things will not go well. If you know what's good for you, you'll leave me alone." And with that, Syl shoved the girl aside and ran.
She shoved the large stone doors open and bounded onto the wooden dock and nearly fell off the edge, catching herself just in time. She saw the large majestic ship sailing off into the west, the boat she was supposed to be on. She debated for a moment the decided she could catch up with it. She prepared herself and leaped into the air in an attempt to swim for the ship. But before she could even hit the water something grabbed her and yanked her back onto the wood with incredible strength.
Syl turned and her eye twitched as she came face to face with Hime Amane once again. "By Sanguine" She cursed loudly, "you made me miss my boat! This is your fault!"
"I'm sorry" She cooed, "well now you can spend more time with me!" And with that she grabbed Syl's hand and took off running, heels of her boots thudding against the wood as she dragged the Nord along.
"What did I ever do to deserve this punishment?" Syl groaned, hiding her face from curious onlookers with her free hand. She knew she would never live this down.