Chapter 1: Welcome to Hell!
"Where am I?" Gaara asked.
He was in a strange city. The last thing he remembered was an Akatsuki member knocking him out.
"Hello!" a voice from behind him said.
Gaara turned around to see a big purple dinosaur.
"BARNEY!" he yelled in fear.
"I knew this would scare you!" He said. "I'm Señor Diablo, welcome to Hell!"
"I KNEW IT!" Gaara yelled. "I KNEW BARNEY WAS REALLY THE DEVIL!"
"Señor Diablo, devil is just some stupid name earthlings made up."
"Okay 'Señor Diablo'" Gaara replied. "So why did I die?"
"Your bijuu was removed but I'm not sure why you're here"
"Am I supposed to be in Haven?"
"No, you're not supposed to be dead period"
"THEN WHY THE HELL AM I DEAD!?"
"I don't know but enjoy yourself while I sort out this little problem"
"LITTLE?" Gaara shouted. "I'M THE KAZEKAGE WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE DEAD! HOW IS THIS LITTLE!?"
"Okay a big one, but enjoy yourself none the less."
"How?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT!"
"AWWWWW! Barney said a naughty word!"
Señor Diablo went behind a light pole. Then he came back as Kankuro.
"Better?"
"That's annoying."
Señor Diablo changed into a bear.
"How about now?"
"No"
Señor Diablo then changed into a cheerleader.
"Ho-"
S.F.X.: BOOM
They looked over to see a crazy emo looking guy.
"Nny? Again?" Señor Diablo asked.
"Yeah, I kinda killed myself again Mr. Satan."
"Wait…again?" Gaara asked.
"Yeah, he does that sometimes" Señor Diablo answered.
"I'm Johnny C.," Johnny said. "but please call me Nny"
"I'm Gaara"
"Nny do you mind showing Gaara around until I figure this out?"
"Sure" Nny replied.
"Good"
With that, Señor Diablo left with a poof.
I got the idea for this a Fasinating Rythem (schools all girls show chior) camp. My friends thought it was funny so I posted it. JtHM belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.