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Author Note: Too much sugar.

Claimer: The only thing I own is a lovely container full of sugar.
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The year was 1798.Ash was at the zoo. He was skipping around in circles in front of a cage full of Aipoms. Misty suddenly fell out of the sky and landed right next to Ash. She thought Ash was doing Pokémon training and she wanted to help,so she started skipping too. Then they stopped,Misty confessed her love to Ash,Ash was confused and a rabid Ratata killed Tracey. Ash and Misty saw a window and decided to hop through it...so they did. Brock appeared out of a time portal and landed on the North Pole. It hurt,so Brock jumped off the north pole and into an igloo. Brock sat in the igloo rocking back and forth singing "Just the Two of Us". Tracey was at the North Pole too and he dropped dead because he had a heat stroke. Team Rocket came and sniffed Brock. Brock though Meowth was Nurse Joy because he's blind so he and Meowth went to the Bermuda Triangle and eloped. They were never heard from again. Jessie and James let their Pokémon out of their Pokéballs. Arbok and Victrebell went to New York City and rode around on motorcycles stealing bug zappers from all the fairies of New York City. Tracey got run over by a reindeer. Back at the North Pole Weezing and Wobuffet ate some cheese and then they fell of the face of the Earth,bringing Tracey with them. James saw the Y2K bug. The Y2K bug went to it's mother-in-laws house and played monopoly. Jessie saw a 2 leaf clover and hugged James. James was very happy. Jessie and James moved to Singapore. Pikachu painted itself black. Mewtwo ate Tracey,because it was hungry.

THE END...KINDA.
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Where are they now?
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Ash - Married to Misty.Has 3 daughters named Ashty,Mash,and Melvin. Ash currently is 48 years old,and he sits on the recliner in his underwear eating potato chips for a living.

Misty - Married to Ash. She has 3 kids too,but you allready know about them. Misty is 19 years old and is a child prostitute.

Tracey - Dead.

Brock - We only know that he's married to Meowth.

Meowth - Married to Brock, he and his husband both disappeared -26 years ago.

Tracey - Dead.

Arbok - In Stafford correctional facility serving time for 367,853 counts of robbery. She works in the bathroom pulling toaster strudels out of the toilets.

Tracey - Dead.

Victrebell - On the run from the police. It is said that he now has a purple goatee. If seen please call the Kansas City police at 1-800-FATBOY.

Tracey - Dead.

Y2K Bug - 63 years old. Is engaged to the Energizer Battery Bunny.

Weezing - Wandering around in a local pool.

Wobuffet - Turned into Father Time.

Jessie - Married to James. She works in a factory making remote controlls. She has 5 kids.

James - Married to Jessie. He stays at home taking care of the 5 kids, Jasmine,John,Jamie,Joe and Twerp.

Tracey - Dead.

Pikachu - Turned Goth. He works for Team Cockit,Team Rocket's arch Rival.

Mewtwo - After eating Tracey, He went to the hospital and got his stomach pumped. While he was there he got a sex change. (S)he now goes on annoying TV commercials being annoying and advertising her business. After the sex change,she changed her name to 'Miss Cleo'.

Togepi - At the age of -843 it took over the world. It has a pet grocery bag named Fluffy.