Hello. It seems you have stumble onto my first story on this account. This account is used purely for Sue-bashing. Why would I do that? I hate Sues. However if you wanna read something a little bit more serious(ish) go look at my first story on my account I am psycowriter. Yes that was shameless advertisement.

Disclaimer: If I owned it I would have made an episode with a de-aged Nightwing. Imean, just imagine it. Big ole' Robin turned into itty-bitty Robin? That would be adorable.

Now, enjoy :)

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It was happening. They didn't how or why or even when it started, but it was happening. Their fandom was being overrun with hundreds if not thousands of Mary Sues. They had defeated the Justice League (minus Batman because even they didn't have that kind of power) and had frozen them in some sort of power defying ice. The only survivors beside Batman were the Young Justice team, who were currently hiding out in the Batcave and thinking out their next move.

"Oh, God we are so screwed!" Wally West repeated for the umpteenth time.

"Dude, you're not exactly helping the situation. We've got to stay calm and think of a plan", Dick Grayson, Wally's best friend, retorted. He had to think clearly, like a leader. If he lost his mind in a situation like this Bats would totally disown him.

"How can you be so calm!? They have a creepy fascination with you and half of them wanna have us for dinner! We are gonna be captured by poorly written and clearly useless characters and there's nothing we can do about it! We're-" Wally's rant was cut off by the slap to the face that he got from a certain blonde archer. Said archer was glaring daggers at the redhead and looked ready to send another slap his way.

"Shut up, Kid Mouth. We don't need your negativity. And you shouldn't be afraid of a few OC's inexperienced authors thought up when they were twelve and didn't know any better."

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"If they're so harmless then how come they managed to capture the Justice League? Not so weak looking now, are they?"

Kaldur, who had been trying to come up with plans with the Bat trio (they had a butler?), decided to step in before it became a full-blown grudge match.

"Knock it off, you two. Robin's right; we need to stay calm and think. Now, what do we know about these Sues?"

Robin stood up immediately, having already Googled the monsters they were going against and following many links, he knew more about them than he felt comfortable knowing.

All eyes turned to him but, before he could even open his mouth, the cave began to shake and crumble. Which was odd 'cause there shouldn't be any type of earthquake down there. Before he had a chance to look up there was a huge black shape surrounding him. Robin immediately recognized it as Batman and burrowed deeper into his chest.

The Sues were here and they wanted something. Thankfully the Bats' paranoia had paid off and the teens (plus Batman and Agent A) made their way to the escape tunnel. However, even before Wally made it, there was a group of (literally) flaming Sues surrounding their only means of escape.

"Were do you think you're going?" They all heard the voice in their heads, a sickeningly sweet sound that made them hate the enemy even more. Turning, they saw the leader of the Sues, Amanda Glitter-pink Flowerpetal Stark the second. She was the most "perfect" and the most annoying of the Sues.

Robin glared at her from inside Batman's cape, hoping desperately that his angry gaze would make her burn. Nope. Her long raven hair was as silky and sparkly as ever and her dark green eyes (that fucking glowed) seemed to spark even brighter. He really hated her. So did the rest of the team.

"What do you want Amanda", Batman growled, spitting the name as if it were poison in his mouth. Bats didn't like her much either.

"Why, I'm here to offer you folks a deal", Amanda answered, aloud this time, her southern accent lingering in the air. Superboy growled. He really didn't like her accent. Or maybe he just really didn't like Amanda.

"What deal could you possibly have that would interest us", Batman barked back in a harsh voice, unconsciously tightening his hold on Robin.

"Well, my dear Bruce it's simple. You give a us certain little birdie-wirdie and we leave your planet alone. What do ya say?" Robin's blood froze. She knew who they were. She had said Batman's real name. And did she say she wanted him? Aw, crap. Wally was right. They were so screwed.

He almost had to hold back a laugh when he heard Bruce, Wally, and Conner simultaneously growl. He was sure that if Roy were there he would have joined them. That was the awesomeness of having an overprotective father and three overprotective brothers. And if Alfred weren't so sophisticated he was sure he would have also joined in.

"No." Batman's voice signaled an end to the conversation.

Amanda's smug smile turned into a furious glare. No one defies her, damn it!

"Bruce, you will give me the bird or I will turn your little speck of a planet into ashes." Amanda's voice was hard now and her eyes were shooting icy daggers at Batman.

"He said no!" All eyes turned towards Megan, whose usually warm amber eyes were hard as flint. "He is our little brother and he belongs with us!" The others nodded in agreement, all of them making a semicircle around the Bat trio.

Amanda's eyes were twitching by now. Stupid saps. And sappiness was her one weakness.

"Fine if you won't accept my deal then I'll go. But just so you know, this isn't over. I will have the bird." And with that the cat-eared Sue (and her group of flaming Sues) disappeared.

"I really, really hate Mary Sues." That was probably the only thing Wally and Artemis would ever agree on.

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Amanda was furious. How dare they? Who did they think they were? No had ever defied her. Grounding her teeth together she looked at her crystal ball, hoping to see something that would help her. She would have that bird if it was the last thing she did. Then something caught her eye. Hello, what's this? Only the perfect moment to cage herself a mini Bat. What did it matter that she was nineteen and he was thirteen? They were fuckin' perfect together!

"You will be mine, little bird. You will be mine."

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Robin didn't sleep well that night. They had found the Bat hideout cave that was to be used only if they were on the run. Oh, to joy for paranoia. Now he sat on the jagged rocks outside the cave, thinking out the situation. The oh-so fucky situation. Stupid, annoying, and useless Mary Sues. Whose brilliant idea was that? Not to mention that Anti-Sues were running wild as well.

Sighing, he stood up and stretched. The Batsomnia was starting to wear off and he was ready for the two hours of sleep left to him. Robin had managed to take one step before he sensed the presence behind him. Whirling around he found himself face to face with Amanda and three of her cronies (Sues from the Inuyasha fandom it seemed).

"Hello, Birdie", was the last thing he heard be every thing went dark.

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