Naruto trudged through the knee deep snow. His white trench coat was tattered and frayed at the edges with a few a burn marks adding to the black flames that ring the bottom and end of the sleeves. He walked up to an imposing white bricked building and pushed the doors open with one hand. He entered the hall and all heads turned to him drinking up the image of this new arrival.
"Do you know where I can find the old man?" He asked glancing around the room.
"I'm sorry by who are you?" Came a voice from behind the semi-masked teen who turned around drinking up the sight before him with a raised eyebrow.
"Haven't seen you in a while Mira but I'm hurt you don't remember me,"
"Why would I remember you?" She replied slightly confused.
"The old ma-," He was cut off by a shot from the second floor.
"NARUTO!" Everyone jumped at the sudden shout but the newcomer who just cringed and slowly turned around again." Two mountains, three trains, half of the magic council with post traumatic stress, three towns half destroyed, half of Era locked in their houses, and don't get me started about the Rune Knight strongholds and off country damage!"
The afford mentioned teen just chuckled nervously and scratched the back of his head, before being glomped by Mirajane and Cana. He fell to the ground his face obscured by two pairs of large breasts. He wrapped an arm around them both and letting them have their moment, and enjoyed the breasts after a while he could feel his air reserves running out.
"Can't breath," He managed to rasp out.
They quickly got off of him, apologized and smiled a little to sweetly, everyone was watching with a gob smacked expression on their faces from the damage caused and reaction of the two girls who started walking towards him slowly and with a sweet aura coming off of them which promised pain to whoever had crossed them. Naruto jumped to his feet smiling at them whilst backing away, " Now now girls calm down,"
"No letters, nothing, did you forget about us Naruto, did you?" At this their tone was positively saddened and hurt but still a little to sweet.
"Of course I didn't forget about you, how could I? But before you beat me senseless why don't you wait for Erza and Kyuu, I bet they wouldn't like to miss out in the fun?" His tone was full of hope and fear.
They turned to each other and started whispering so he made his escape up to Makarov's office, where he knew he was waiting. The two buxom girls turned to look at their long time crush and soon to be boyfriend, to find nobody their. They huffed and turned on their heels intent on capturing the blond so they could punish him later with Erza and the Kyuubi.
In Makarov's office we find naruto creeping in and slowly sitting down in a chair, "So old man how have you been this past year? Good I hope, anybody giving you trouble?"
Makarov turned around in his chair anime tears falling down his face and a tick mark on his forehead, "How could you do such a thing to me you idiot boy!? How? do you know how much paperwork they sent me because of you? Do you?"
He banged his head on the desk over and over in frustration. Naruto just laughed. " Since when have you ever taken paperwork from the council seriously old man?"
"Since they gave me a death threat for not doing any of it you idiot!" He screamed at Naruto who face faulted.
"That bad huh?" He replied to Makarov slowly. With pty in his voice.
Their conversation however was halted as four angry girls broke the door down in search for the rogue mage we call Naruto. Said blond took one look behind him and jumped through the still closed window knowing it was his only hope in survival. "See ya later old man!" He shouted behind him as he raced away