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Genre: Nonsense
Warning: OOC-ness present
Sebastian's POV
Was Ciel really turned into a demon so he can live in eternity in hell and I would still have to be his butler? Hell no. I just temporary turned him into a demon and took him into the demon realm...
Flashback
"Young master, we're here."
Ciel let out an exasperated sigh. "Thank god, finally."
Then he crashed down on the floor and slept.
End of flashback
I now carry in my arms the perfect desert.
Oh, Bocchan, how I will enjoy every last bit of your delicious, dainty-
A knock on the door snapped me out of my little fantasy. Damn visitors.
Behind the door revealed to be Claude Faustus, holding an empty pie.
"Let's Eat Some Pie." He walked pass me and squished my Ex-Master's soul into the pie. "I assume you have food utensils hidden in your pockets."
I sighed. Was I willing to share? Hell. No.
"Of course..." I took out a butter knife and continued to the pie on the table. "I would do the honor of cutting it."
Instead, I picked up the pie and smashed it on Claude's face.
He stared back, emotionless. Then, inch by inch, his tongue wandered to the tip of his lips to taste my master's soul.
"Cut it out." I grabbed his tongue and yanked it to the side. With the side of his face facing me, I proceeded to lick the contents of my master's soul off his face. (Kinda possibly maybe yaoi moment.)
*Edited: And Sebastian didn't notice the blush that crept up Claude's face.
End
AN: Terrible, huh? Nonetheless, review.