I Am Philippines

Note: I do not own Hetalia and the story is just the result of watching Hetalia non-stop. I mean the should definitely put Philippines in it.

Prologue:

Kamusta(Hello)! My name is Philippines or Clara(last time I checked in my baptismal certificate). I am a hospitable nation who tends to overfeed my guest. Not to take that as negative, I mean they always come back because they really like the weird looking food. Adobo, sinigang, caldereta are some examples. My height is 5'2 and a 1/2. I'm proud of it! Maybe it was caused by the other countries who pat my head... Kidding! I have an azkal named Pandesal who is really cute and so adorable. He was given to me by Kuya Al(America). What? I mean he's just my Kuya. Anyway, I inherited most of my traits from Boss Spain and Kuya Alfred. Me and Kiku(Japan) have a tragic past. But in the recent incident in his country made me forget about it for a moment to help him. Anyway, I'm turning 18 by the next world conference... Lemme share with you my history and maybe even sneak the present in the chapters. This is about me and my tragic past... with Boss Spain, Kuya Alfred and Kiku... Just so you know, sharing these will ease the pain in my heart. (Or at least Kuya Alfred said so.)