"KAZ! DAMNIT! HOLD HER DOWN!" Snake roared as a pair of trousers was flung across the room
Kazuhira merely stood there, as if in a trance
"Kaz, move goddamnit!"
Stiff as a board...
A shipment of French Wine had hit the base not an hour earlier, it seemed more than kind to crack open a bottle with Cecile
She was always talking about the stuff anyway, going on like it was liquid gold, so Snake and Kaz invited down to the mess hall for a private drink session.
Regret formed not long after that
Cecile quickly got plastered, and she was a special kind of drunk
Not a violent drunk, not an overly friendly drunk, she was (in that very moment) the worst kind of drunk
The "Stripper" drunk
"SHOE!" Snake warned but the item was flung across the room, narrowly missing the still entrance Miller
"B-Boss...thank you" Kaz stuttered "Thank you so much for this...all of it"
"Damn it!" Snake growled as he was quickly discovering his CQC training did not apply to drunks "Kaz! I swear to god!"
"Shirt!" Cecile laughed as that garment went across the room, leaving her solely in her underwear (and a single boot)
Snake, now faced with no choice, went to slam her down, it was the only way to stop her at this point
Muttering a quick apology, he grabbed Cecile's shoulders and threw her down to the ground Which she somehow turned into a backflip
"What the-!" Snake shouted
"Impressive..." Miller mumbled
"BRA!"
"NO!" Snake cried but his one good eye was now covered by the white garment By the time he threw it off, Cecile had whooshed passed his blind spot
"UNDERWEAR!"
Oh god...
He turned his head quickly to catch two things Kaz with the biggest shit eating grin he'd ever seen on his face, with Cecile's underwear balancing on his shoulder
And the bare ass of the French girl running out the mess hall door
"Damn it Kaz! Come on, we need to get her before she humiliates herself any more!" Snake yelled at his comrade before he ran out Kaz soon joined after muttering a small thank you to God.