Hey guys! This is my first fanfic on my new account. My old account was discovered by my friends. It was full of WAFF and romantic stuff. Not wanting my friends to constantly tease me and call me homosexual and being the insecure little nerd that I am I quickly created a new account.

BTW yes this was inspired by the song Poppin' Champagne by All Time Low.

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"Sempai!" Maya Ibuki screamed as she woke from her dream. She sighed as she saw that there was a thin layer of sweat on her skin. Her dreams were becoming quite vivid. She also knew these dreams were considered wrong on many moral standpoints but she was growing to enjoy them.

'Anyway, It's not like I can stop myself from dreaming' She thought. 'I probably wouldn't stop them anyway.'

She got up and discovered that she was due at the Geofront in half an hour. If she was going to get there on time she would have to get ready quickly.

"Dammit!" She mumbled as she struggled to put her pants on. While she tried to get ready in time for work she was also having quite conflicting arguments between herself.

'Why don't you try and look a bit presentable to Sempai? Maybe loosen up your shirt a bit or put on those wonderful lace-'

'No! I was a bit groggy when I bought t-that thing....Anyway Sempai would not approve!'

'Well maybe with a bit of seducing she might change her mind...'

'God no! Me seducing? Are you out of your-I mean our mind!'

'I'm just saying. Even just a sultry voice here and there. Give it a chance.'

'I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Oh really. So your saying I'm a separate person. Great, now we're going schizophrenic.'

'Shut up!'

'Come on! Invite her over! Booze her up and Ta-Da! She's yours!'

"Damn what the hell am I thinking!" She said out loud, Exasperated. She had some Coffee and drove to the Geofront. On the way she tried to silence her voices by putting on some music. They still taunted herself.

'Come on that Lace undergarment is completely tasteful! I don't know what we're worrying about!'

'I promised myself I would never wear it.'

'Then why don't you just chuck it away? hmmm?'

'I-I was just keeping it for-r uh emergencies-s'

'What kind of emergencies? Care to enlighten me?'

'Shut up!'

'you sound a bit defensive!'

'Shut up I am not trying to get in her pants and never will! Now shut up so I can drive!'

'Fine'

The drive was quite uneventful. It always was. Tokyo-3 was always the same. Destroyed building here, Rusty car there. It was very depressing. When she arrived at Nerv no one other than Dr. Akagi was waiting for her.

"Good morning Maya!" Sempai greeted her cheerfully.

"Good morning Sempai." She replied.

"Your late by two minutes. A record for you Maya." She teased. "but It is nothing to worry about. I was a bit worried so I came down here."

Maya could not believe what she was hearing.

'She was worried about us! YES! She must care about us! Score!!'

'She cares for us in a friendly way! Not a romantic one!'

'Alright then exploit that!'

'Screw you!'

'Ohhh, Is the good girl getting angry?'

'Shut up!'

It dawned on her that while she was bickering with herself, she was staring mouth agape at her Sempai. She blushed profusely.

"You know you're kind of cute when your embarrassed Maya." Dr. Akagi Commented.

Maya just stared at her again.

"Right. Maya come on we've got a lot of work to do." Ritsuko motioned her to follow.

"Yes 'mam." She replied.

"Call me Ritsuko." She said.

"Uh-h.....Ok.." Maya replied going as red as a tomato.

As they walked through the corridors of Nerv, Maya's eyes started to admire Ritsuko's feminine form.

'Her legs look so smooth......'

'Why don't you tell her that.'

'Oh god not you again!'

The voice started to laugh vigorously at her attempts to cover up her previous thought.

'It's n-not like I meant it-'

"Maya as much as I'm flattered at you staring at me we are in public."

Maya gave out a little girly scream.

"Maya I heard that." Ritsuko said in a sing-song voice.

"I'm s-sorry Sempa-"

"Ritsuko" She interjected.

"R-Ritsuko sorry, It's just that t-that.." She stammered.

"Just what Maya?" She teased.

"Nothing..."

"Sure. I so believe that." She continued to embarrass Maya.

'God she is so CUTE when she is uncomfortable. Wait, what? What am I thinking about?' Ritsuko thought.

The rest of the day was spent mostly the same way. Ritsuko would point something that Maya was doing and would try and get a reaction. Ritsuko found it quite a amusing. She knew the young technician adored her. It was pretty obvious, as she often caught her staring at her. She also knew that the attraction was mutual. She thought her feelings were immature and dismissed them as just her yearning for human company. However, The younger girl began to grow on her. She had promised she keep her feelings to herself. Her train of thought was interrupted by no other then Misato Katsuragi.

"Hi Rits! How are you?" She asked.

"Fine." She grumbled.

" Really? Doesn't sound like it. What's the matter?"

"Nothing."

"Ok. I can see you don't want to talk about it. Anyways....I heard something that involves "Embarrassed" and "Maya Ibuki." Is anything going on Ritsuko? " Misato accused Ritsuko playfully.

"No! Never! I was just having a bit of fun!"

"Sure. But seriously, What's going on?"

"Well......."

"Yes?"

"Um...."

"Continue."

"I........"

"Oh for goodness sakes Rits! Just ask her out or something! If you keep embarrassing her like this she will get the wrong idea."

"What? How did you kn-"

"You stare at her constantly! I thought it was just friendly, but then you started looking at her in that kind of way. I didn't think you went that way Rits!"

"Oh just shut up Misato!"

"Fine, fine. But think about it Rits. Maybe invite her for dinner tonight or something."

"Yeah...That's a good idea."

"Bye Rits!" She said as she wandered off.

"Bye Misato. Now where is Maya..." She mumbled as she went to search for her Assistant.

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'Come on! Don't be a wuss!'

'I'm not wearing them and thats final!'

Maya was still battling for silence in her mind. Whenever she tried to concentrate the thoughts about Ritsuko overwhelmed them. She just could not stop thinking about her.

'She acted rather strangely today. She never talked so openly with me and what is with her embarrassing me so much? I'm so confused.' She thought.

Interrupting her train of thought, Ritsuko came up to her.

"Hi maya. How is the repairs on unit one going?" Ritsuko asked.

"Good thanks. The Chest armor plates are almost done." She replied.

"Good job. I was just wondering if your busy tonight?"

Maya's eyes lit up like a light bulb. She tried to form words but nothing came out.

"Uh......Uh......."

"Tonight, seven 'o' clock at my place." She said while handing her a small note and walking away.

"Score!"

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Authors notes: Hey guys! My first Fanfic so far. I really wanted it to be on Ritsuko and Maya. I wanted it to be quite a funny relationship. Longer chapters in the future.

Warning! LOTS OF WAFF!!!!

Cause I'm that kind of guy. ;]