To Annoy a Wizard Or Witch

by Chocolate Magical Dinosaur

Ever wanted to annoy a wizard OR a witch without being hit by a nasty spell! Impossible... Not! In this guide written in a form of a story, you will learn exactly how to pull it off. [Rated T because I'm paranoid.]

1. Harry Potter (Age 16)

I walk up to Harry. "Hey!" I yell, even though I'm way less than a foot away from him. "Why is your godfather so SIRIUS? Also, why is your enemy so NOSY?"

[Harry should react weirdly]

"Oooooh, I wonder what would happen if Severus got Lily! You'd be a pretty ugly baby!"

[Harry should get really annoyed]

"Why'd you marry your best friend's little sister? Dude, that sounds perverted."

[Harry's face flushes as red as a tomato]

"Rita Skeeter is the best, I totally support her! Do you?"

[Imagine a very aggravated Harry]

Harry raises his wand. But I run off before he could say a word.

[It's short, I know. Very first story! Comment on what you think!]

- Chocolate Magical Dinosaur