AN: just thought of this and could not do anything else but write it.
Flashmobile
"Dude, what the heck,"
"What, you don't like it?"
"It's a red van with yellow lightning bolts,"
"Yeah, Flashmobile!"
"Wally, you can run 10 times faster that this hunk of metal,"
"Batman has the Batmobile,"
"Yeah, because it's the fastest way to get around for someone without powers,"
"You're just jealous that you don't have one,"
"Nightwing doesn't need a "mobile", Flash or otherwise!"
"I'll let you paint your symbol on it,"
"... Deal,"
0o0
"Hal! What do you think?"
"What the hell is that?"
"It's my Flashmobile!"
"You don't need a Flashmobile, you can run faster than the speed of light!"
"But it's fun!"
"It's just a van,"
"We can take the League and go on roadtrips!"
"Do you really want all of those crazies in one van together?"
"... Point taken,"
0o0
"Hey, Wonder Woman!"
"Hello, Flash,"
"I wanna show you something!"
"Okay. What is it?"
"It's my very own Flashmobile!"
"Okay… And why, may I ask, do you need it?"
"Because it's cool!"
"Doesn't Batman already have a Batmobile?"
"Yeah. So?"
"Isn't that stealing?"
"Uh… No. It's not just his idea…"
"Okay, Flash. Well, I have other matters to attend to. Have a nice day,"
"Bye, Diana!"
"Men…"
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
0o0
"Hey, Supes!"
"Yes?"
"Come check this out!"
"Okay. Why?"
"Because!"
"Uh, alright,"
"Ta-da!"
"It's a van?"
"Yep! What do you think?"
"Uh... Why do you need a van? You can just run wherever you want,"
"WHY does everyone keep saying that?"
"Because it makes sense?"
"..."
"Um… I hear an tsunami in Japan… I gotta go,"
"Kay. Bye. Jeez, they really can't appreciate the awesomeness of the Flashmobile, can they?"
"I heard that!"
0o0
"Hey Ba-"
"I assume this is about your 'Flashmobile'?"
"Yeah… How'd you know?"
"I know everything,"
"Nightwing told you didn't he?"
"No,"
"Okay… Sure,"
"Are you copying the Batmobile?"
"Uh…"
"You are. The Batmobile is an excellent vehicle and will not be tarnished by your colorful van. It is a car of the Night!"
"Copying is the highest form of flattery?"
"Shut up, Flash,"
0o0
"Hey, pigeon,"
"Coo-coo,"
"Yeah, I'm a little sad because nobody likes my Flashmobile,"
"Coo,"
"Well, I guess I can run way faster than it,"
"Coo. Crrroo,"
"I guess it is silly. But why does everything have to be so serious?"
"Cooooo,"
"Batman does have way too much influence, doesn't he?"
"Coo,"
"Yeah, I should just get some new boots,"
"Crooo, coo,"
"Thanks, pigeon,"
AN: Wtf, why not.