a deltarune x ? fanfic? no silly it's a story.

*Ralsei is peacefully walking to his "house"*

*suddenly some human falls from the underground*

Ralsei: H-hello, human... who are you? Show yourself...!

*gets up* ?: I prefer not to say, but please don't pacify me!

Ralsei: Ah... okay then. Anyway, wanna come to my house...?

?: Sure!... and can you bake me a cake too?..

Ralsei: Yes. I will... for you, my sweetie ^^

*and they do so because idk lol*

Ralsei: Okay, guys... I'm back with a guest... wanna say hi?

Kris, and Susie (oh gosh): Hello.