FOREWORD
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… It's pretty ****ing obvious I don't want nothing to do with this goddamn book… but I guess there ain't no harm putting in some of my thoughts here. I, after all, am a ****ing testament to the author's ability. So… yeah.
He's a ****ing expert.
Seduction? That right there is Kurama's middle name. I done stopped counting the times he's shown me that his techniques ain't something to mess with. Once you're in his web of temptation, there ain't no ****ing way you'll escape, that's for goddamn sure. If he's sharing half of what he knows about seducing in this book, then there is no ****ing way in hell you ain't getting your demon, guaranteed.
Tell you a little something about this whole seduction issue, though. Least in my and his case, Kurama made one big mistake and y'all might want to write this down:
He ****ing wasted precious time planning all this shit when he coulda' just jumped me and got the whole thing over with… I wouldn't have minded.
Che.
~Hiei, as dictated to Kurama, 2011
Kurama's Bedroom, Japan