PHILTRE.

An Inuyasha fic.

Pairings: Sesshoumaru/Rin.

Summary: What is gonna happen when Rin wants badly a thread of hair?. Not just any hair!. A silver!. Whoo… hoo. A lot will happen….

Genre: Humor.

Type: Short fic.

Ok, everyone!. This is my first fanfic ever. Not to mention the fact that, I am SO not an English person. Why?. Because, English is not my mother language. And I haven't had any certificates, diploma or something like that. So, pleeeeeease bear with my shallow vocabularies and clumsy grammar.

Rate: T (Suitable for teens).

-aa: Characters lines.

"aa": Characters mind.

Aa: what happened in the past.

"aa": sound.

WARNING: Since this supposed to be a humor fic, so Fluffy maybe out of character a little bit. But don't worry, Sesshoumaru is still the Killing Perfection. (A/N: Because if I made him becomes some demon we don't know, I'm so hell sure that I would be buried alive deep, VERY deep in the earth). Oh, another thing why I rate this T is… language. (A/N: *whisper* And a little perv too. *blush*.)

PHILTRE

Chap I: What are we talking about?.

Follow the stream of time, we will find ourselves in circle of emotions. Happy, love, excited with spring. Hot, short temper, like in a huge fire with summer. Romantic, sad, poetry with autumn. And cold, super cold with winter, that why you find yourself rarely speak. Like some demon we know, if you get what I mean.

Now, at some place in Edo, Feudal Japan, it's spring! (You want to know where exactly the location is, be my guest!. Ask Rumiko Takahashi-sensei). A very beautiful day indeed!. Ohhh, such a day for lover!.

The sky is so clear and blue, with fluffy stuff clouds are lazy floating on over it. Thousands of sunlight had found their ways through leaves on high trees and made many of yellow flowers on the solf early ground. Birds are singing and chirping. See, there!. On the nearby branch, two love birds are singing, dancing, and… and… *bleeding nose*. Oh, shit!. Pass the scene!. This is only rated T!.

Phew…. Where were we?. Oh, right!. So, for our beautiful young girl, whose name is Rin, wishes damn badly for the love of her life. But, where is the love of her life. Well, let's just say that inu (A/N: Inu= dog) is wandering around somewhere with aimless location.

Yeah!. He's maybe a demon Lord, but you know he is made of flesh and bone. And those who made of them, will surely lazy sometimes. Being Sesshoumaru, he has had a BUNCH of sometimes. (Got you!. I said Killing Perfection, NOT TOTALLY perfection. Shit!. *Ducking*). That why the Lord has a home, a castle in fact, but he usually "homeless".

It has been ten years that Sesshoumaru left her in the Half-breeds village, and Rin is no longer a little girl, who used to run around his legs, she is tall now. And she is such a breath-taking girl!. Silk raven long hair, hangs smoothly around her hips. Her face is now more mature, and takes shape of a heart. Dark brown eyes, shine like a thousand stars, with long eyelashes and elegant eyebrows.

When she looks at you, you will find yourself reflects in those pure, innocent pearls. And you can not help, but lost in the warm autumn lake that her eyes content. "Whistle". Well, in short. Let's just say that if you are male, your mouth will be watered like dog. Oh, so how ironic, since there is a "dog" that seems show no interests in her.

Not that Rin cares though, why, because she still has the little child inside that charming look. So what she does, you never think that she is 18, a full MATURE adult. Like now!. See that girl, who is hopping herself on the ground as a kid to listen to a conversation, which is so NOT related to her.

- Really, Musei! (A/N: Musei means mute in Japanese). - A young girl around 17 exclaims. She looks so excited with the theme they're "discussing". - Is it true that if you and your love drink it, he will be lure to you like you're a THE only women on THE university. DESPITE all of your NONE- STOP-TALKING?.

- Yeah!. - The girl named Musei replies in a confident way. So CONFIDENT, that she has to take a WHOLE minute to find out what the other girl means.

- HEY!. What do you mean none-stop-talking?. - She shots a glare to the 3 girls, but they just keep giggling. Musei huffs, then crosses her arms and goes on:

- I'm a very nice girl, indeed. Beside my holy beauty, I can cook, clean the house, make mine own clothes, dance. I'm so certain that none of you can be in contact with people. You girls don't know how to make yourselves look presentable, with the way you walk, the way you talk, act. Not to mention that you always keep your heads down when you meet some guy. I mean WHAT is wrong with you. Why is it that you have to keep acting like lost children within their presence?. Why can't you be more PERFECT like me?. You see that I'm always looking straight ahead….

So the girl whose name means MUTE, keep on and on and on and on and on… how to be like her. Oh, hell!. I'm having a chill on my spine with the image of more Museis.

"Oh, my!. I think I finally know why her father named her Musei. It's for the sake of EVERY single ear." - Rin thinks to herself.

The father of the girl had lost his wife while she'd being on labor. And from the experiences with the infants mother, he had named her Musei. Due to the fact that when you name your child after some virtue, he or she will have that manner. But SO unfortunately for everyone, kami-sama (A/N: kami= god) couldn't make his wish come true. Why?. The kami-sama had said:

- GOD!. In your dream, stupid!. I can't make my own 13 wives and 113 daughters SHUT THE HELL UP for a freaking SECOND!.

Oh, here it comes!. 13 everywhere!. And please everyone, forgive our kami-sama. He is just so misery and surely has to suffer for the rest of his life. Tsk… Tsk… Poor guy…. *sigh*. And the reason why he called help from another "God", you can see that his life is DAMN sucks…. A sad moment… OK!. Yeah. Back to the story!. Because who cares about his life anyway.

Rin knows the girl but it is rare that they have a conversation. Because Rin is always busy with herbs, flowers and defense lessons that the villagers said if she keep doing that way, she will be a WARRIOR with herbs in one hand and flowers in the other. And she is gonna beat her enemy by… tickling them, making them laugh out loud, have a stomachache, then go to heaven. Peaceful death. Amen! Or, should I say holy Buddha!.

- Right, Rin?.

Heard her name being called, Rin jerks her head and looks at Musei, who now is raising an eyebrow.

- Hum… Yeah!. Right!. - Rin is hoping herself that she isn't busted, dreaming in the DAY time. She surely doesn't want to be a goof to them.

The girls are now all looking at her. As that is not worse enough, Musei now narrows her "already tiny" eyes with a suspicious thought. Just bear in mind that this girl is very confident about her "beauty".

And that makes Rin sweats hard, so she has to try her best to "flip" the topic.

- Well, anyway… Rin was wondering… What were you guys talking about?. The drink, Rin means. - Oh man!. It's lucky that she can keep herself from dancing happily for that excuse.

Musei sees her chance to practice the "mouth muscles", immediately answers:

- I was talking about the philtre!.

- The… philtre?. - Rin confuses.

- Yes, the… - Before will clearly be deaf by Musei, the girl who teased her, covers the MUTES mouth and gives Rin a short answer:

- She said that she heard it from houshi-sama. - (A/N: houshi = monk). And the only monk who will give you such a rumor is no other than the perv, Miroku. - If you take a thread of your hair and… - Musei struggles so the others have to give her both of theirs hands. - … your love's hair, burn them, then stir with pure water…

- Pure water?. - Rin tilts her head.

- Neither do I know what it means. Why does houshi-sama have to make things difficult?. - The girl sighs, Rin nods in agreement. Sometimes, that perv have to word that no one can understands, just to prove his knowledge.

- In fact, there is a secret behind it. - A mysterious male voice, which belongs to the RESPECTABLE monk, suddenly appears from no where.

All the girls jumps and gasps. They spins around to catch the stalker is peeking his head out of the bushes behind Rin, with some of leaves and branches sticking on it. And his CURSED hand as usual, is "moving on the hills".

"SMACK!". "SLAP!". - The two sounds "sing" in union, leave theirs "micros", what are Mirokus head a big plump and his face a red handprint.

- Husband DEAR, please come back to our SWEET home. We have lots of things to TALK about!. - Sango, a well-trained taijiya (A/N: taijiya = demon slayer), and as well as wife of the "skilled" lecher, was easy to take all the traces that her "prey" leaved behind. She is now dragging Mirokus ear on the way home. About the perv, he just has to admire his "gentle" wife. And, in case you're wondering, he is crying for such HAPPINESS.

After taking a "intimate" scene.

- Are they always like that?. - Another girl asks.

Rin nods:

- Yeah, just like their every meal!. - She replies as the way Miroku crying and the pain he is now suffering likes nothing at all. Oh!. How carefree she is!.

- Stir with pure water and then what?. - Rin asks as soon as she recovers herself from the disgusting touch of the perv on her butt, which I say in just two seconds. Wow!. I didn't know that she has such a recover speed.

- You and your love drink it!. - Musei frees herself and hell can't wait to tell Rin that she is gonna make Kohaku drink it. Poor guy!. He is gonna die. Oh no!. Are we having a character death in here?. NOOOOOO!.

Nah…. Kidding!.

And please just ignore a group of people a few fetes behind the girls that suddenly being sucked into the ground through a big black hole. And just pretend the sounds of yelling, crying and begging for someone to help them for dear lives are not here. And just forget that you are now seeing a person in dark blue flame with a big sign "HADES" on his back, laughing like crazy:

- HA HA HA HA HA HA….. ZEUS!. NOW WITH MORE SOULS, SOON I'M GONNA SECRETLY KICK YOUR ASS!. And your son Hercules can't help you this time. WHY?. BECAUSE I GAVE HIM A PICTURE OF YOU AND HIS HORSE KISSING. MUHA HAAAA….

And lets just skip the sound: "HOW DARE YOU, HADES!... My son is gonna take you away from me, horse darling!. NOOOOOO…" from the sky.

After all the ignores….

SEE!. NO ONE DIE!.

- Then Kohaku and I will live happy ever after!. TOGETHER!. Can't you imaging that!. Oh, we will have twenty kids. And I will name them… - Um… Um… - Phew, we are WAY too lucky when Museis friends have stopped a TERRIBLE disaster for us. And really, twenty?. Who or What the jezz is this girl anyway?. Is she some kind of a rat?.

"A philtre…. Love-charm…" - Rin is still deep in her thoughts that she doesn't notice that the girls are now looking at her in a mischievous way, giggling and start to walk away.

A tall shadow slowly towers her lovely form and that makes Rin frowns. "What strange!. It's spring and still in day time so how can…?".

- Rin.

Rin yelps in surprise when the icy, deep cold voice calls her name. She quickly raises her head to see a very tall youkai (A/N: youkai = demon) with long silver hair, is standing above her. (I think Sesshy is about 6'4").

- Sesshoumaru-sama!. - Rin sings in delight and jumps to her feet. The young girl opens her mouth to say something but suddenly catches the frown on his face.

- Sesshoumaru-sama?. - Rin slightly worries. Her sama has never frowned when he came for her.

Sesshoumaru on the other hand, grunts angrily and raises his head for not looking to her eyes.

Chap I: end.