Ridiculous
Tweek's parents were ridiculous. Tweek's father, owner of Tweak's Coffee, was always telling his twitchy blonde son metaphors that made absolutely no sense at all. "Tweek, one day you will find a rainbow, and at the end there with be a pot of gold, but you can't lick the coins son," Tweek's father said, pouring another cup of coffee for his son.
Tweek twitched and wrapped his skinny fingers around the steaming cup. "Gah! What the h-hell is that nngh supposed to mean?!" Tweek shouted, sipping his coffee slowly. Craig rolled his eyes and slung a protective arm around his boyfriends' shoulders. Tweek calmed enough to swallow the rest of his coffee and lean into Craig's chest as they watched Red Racer. Tweek's mother came down the stairs with a basket of laundry and smiled at her son, who was rarely content like this.
"You know son," His mother said, dumping the clothes into a washing machine, "When I was young I had a boyfriend too, and you know what?" Tweek's eye twitched as he looked toward his mother, waiting for her story to continue. She walked into the kitchen, not giving Tweek a second glance.
"Mom?" Tweek asked, leaning towards the kitchen.
"Yes, Tweek?" She said, setting another cup of coffee on the table in front of him. Craig shot her a glare, hugging Tweek closer to his chest.
"W-Well, aren't you g-g-going to finish y-your story?" He asked, smiling when Craig kissed him lightly on the forehead. His mother looked confused.
"What story, hun?" She asked, picking up some things that lie around the house. Tweek groaned and tugged on his messy blonde locks.
"Rrgh! You guys never make any nngh fucking sense!" He shouted, practically ripping out his hair. Angrily, Craig grabbed Tweek's arm and shoved him out the door, turning to flip of Tweek's parents before exiting himself. Tweek stared at Craig as the drove to Stark's Pond.
"H-How come you did that Craig?" Tweek asked, intertwining his fingers in the other's larger hand. Craig just kissed the top of Tweek's head as he replied,
"Because Tweek, you're parents are fucking ridiculous."
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I think this was my first fanfic!
I'm fixing it since it's only, like 20 words :D