The Director dude man sir of Final Fantasy VIII sat on his cool cushiony
chair.
"Lights!" "Camera!" "Actionde!!!"
"Dude...Actionde isnt a word!!!" Zell yelled from off set to the director.
"Im trying to speak Spanish!!! Actionde means Action in Spanish!!" the director complained in a whiney voice.
"No its not, you doofus." Squall said, scratching his butt. "It has no meaning at all."
"Can it, hemmorhoid boy." The director snapped.
"What did you say?!" Squall snarled.
"Oh, bite me." The director said in desperation, turning around to go back to sit in his cool cushiony chair.
After Mr. Director man said that, Squall lunged at him and sunk his teeth into his shoulder.
"Why did you do that?!" the director exclaimed, whacking Squall with a rubber chicken. Where he got the chicken from, we'll never know.
"You told me to!!" Squall cried, tears filling his eyes.
"Its an insult, numb nuts." the director said in frustration. Squall just looked at him.
"You...You MEANIE!!!!!!" Squall exclaimed, running off the set crying.
"Dammit! JIM!!! Go get Squall back here so we can shoot the first scene!!!" The director called to the man next to him, who was wearing a pink ballerina tutu and carrying a stuffed penguin.
"Okie Dokie, Lover!!!" Jim called, blowing a kiss to the director as he chased after Squall.
Everyone stood there and blinked...
And blinked...
And what the hell? Blinked some more!!!
Imagine that....
~~~~~~~~~
Scene One, Take 27
*Rinoa is standing in the flower field, flowers blowing gently around her in the breeze*
"AUGH!!! What the *&!@#)(&^?" Rinoa shouted, clutching at her eye.
"CUT!!!!" the director called out, then stood up and ran towards Rinoa.
"What the heck is wrong? You were in the middle of a scene!!!" the director hollered. Rinoa continued clutching at her eye.
"One of those stupid flowers got in my freakin' eye!!!" she explained. The director blinked at her, then pushed her into the grass and went back to his cool cushiony chair.
....*sigh* "Scene One, Take 28"....
*They actually get passed the Rinoa scene (Thank Bob) and they get to the scene with Squall and Seifer fighting*
"RAHWR!!! Eat steel!!!" Seifer shouted, fighting Squall for all he's worth (which...actually isnt much ^^;;;;;)
"Die villian!!!" Squall growled, sswiping at Seifer's mid section
"NEVER!" Seifer challenged, dodging Squalls blow and almost knocking him down.
"I will beat your hiney!!!" Squall said, running out of moderately mean things to say.
"Oh yeah?! Well Ill..." *Seifer casts Fire Spell*
"Hey!!! You cheated!!! Im telling on you to my mommy!!!" Squall shouted then burst into tears, sitting down in the middle of the set and bawling.
"Grr...I cant work with these people....CUT!!!" the director shouted.
"Jim...go comfort him and get him to stand up again and fight!!!" the director ordered. Jim smiled at him.
"Scene One...Take 437..."
*They actually get passed the fighting scene!!! Wo0t!! Now, Squall gives Seifer a scar in a blur of black feathers. Squall turns around to meet Rinoa, who is about to embrace him...*
Rinoa ran in slow motion to Squalls arms...yet her aim must of been off, as she ran right past Squall, and into the other awaiting arms of Seifer, standing behind Squall!!
"Seifer!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!" Rinoa cried, glomping Seifer to the ground.
Seifer stood up and carried Rinoa over to Squall.
"Well Squally boy...looks like I got the babe, and youve got nthing but black feathers!!! MUHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!" Seifer taunted. The director looked at them all in disbelief.
"CUUUUUUUT!!!!! Jesus!! Rinoa, youre suppsoed to run to Squall not Seifer!!! Besides, Seifer, you shouldnt even be on set anymore!" the director scolded.
"B...but...Seifer is so much hotter then Squall is!!!" Rinoa said, hoping it would be enough of an explanation.
The director walked off, muttering bad, naughty, dark things that I cant repeat because they wouldnt fit this rating.
Jim walked to the set to take over after the director.
"Okay guys!!! We'll break until tomorrow and will try again then! Now get a good nights sleepy-by time and dream of happy little bunnies!! And dont forget to say your prayers, brush your teeth and masturbate before you sleep!!! NIIIIIIIGHT!!!!" Jim called, skipping merrily off the set to his own trailer.
Everyone watched him go...blinking.
"Lights!" "Camera!" "Actionde!!!"
"Dude...Actionde isnt a word!!!" Zell yelled from off set to the director.
"Im trying to speak Spanish!!! Actionde means Action in Spanish!!" the director complained in a whiney voice.
"No its not, you doofus." Squall said, scratching his butt. "It has no meaning at all."
"Can it, hemmorhoid boy." The director snapped.
"What did you say?!" Squall snarled.
"Oh, bite me." The director said in desperation, turning around to go back to sit in his cool cushiony chair.
After Mr. Director man said that, Squall lunged at him and sunk his teeth into his shoulder.
"Why did you do that?!" the director exclaimed, whacking Squall with a rubber chicken. Where he got the chicken from, we'll never know.
"You told me to!!" Squall cried, tears filling his eyes.
"Its an insult, numb nuts." the director said in frustration. Squall just looked at him.
"You...You MEANIE!!!!!!" Squall exclaimed, running off the set crying.
"Dammit! JIM!!! Go get Squall back here so we can shoot the first scene!!!" The director called to the man next to him, who was wearing a pink ballerina tutu and carrying a stuffed penguin.
"Okie Dokie, Lover!!!" Jim called, blowing a kiss to the director as he chased after Squall.
Everyone stood there and blinked...
And blinked...
And what the hell? Blinked some more!!!
Imagine that....
~~~~~~~~~
Scene One, Take 27
*Rinoa is standing in the flower field, flowers blowing gently around her in the breeze*
"AUGH!!! What the *&!@#)(&^?" Rinoa shouted, clutching at her eye.
"CUT!!!!" the director called out, then stood up and ran towards Rinoa.
"What the heck is wrong? You were in the middle of a scene!!!" the director hollered. Rinoa continued clutching at her eye.
"One of those stupid flowers got in my freakin' eye!!!" she explained. The director blinked at her, then pushed her into the grass and went back to his cool cushiony chair.
....*sigh* "Scene One, Take 28"....
*They actually get passed the Rinoa scene (Thank Bob) and they get to the scene with Squall and Seifer fighting*
"RAHWR!!! Eat steel!!!" Seifer shouted, fighting Squall for all he's worth (which...actually isnt much ^^;;;;;)
"Die villian!!!" Squall growled, sswiping at Seifer's mid section
"NEVER!" Seifer challenged, dodging Squalls blow and almost knocking him down.
"I will beat your hiney!!!" Squall said, running out of moderately mean things to say.
"Oh yeah?! Well Ill..." *Seifer casts Fire Spell*
"Hey!!! You cheated!!! Im telling on you to my mommy!!!" Squall shouted then burst into tears, sitting down in the middle of the set and bawling.
"Grr...I cant work with these people....CUT!!!" the director shouted.
"Jim...go comfort him and get him to stand up again and fight!!!" the director ordered. Jim smiled at him.
"Scene One...Take 437..."
*They actually get passed the fighting scene!!! Wo0t!! Now, Squall gives Seifer a scar in a blur of black feathers. Squall turns around to meet Rinoa, who is about to embrace him...*
Rinoa ran in slow motion to Squalls arms...yet her aim must of been off, as she ran right past Squall, and into the other awaiting arms of Seifer, standing behind Squall!!
"Seifer!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!" Rinoa cried, glomping Seifer to the ground.
Seifer stood up and carried Rinoa over to Squall.
"Well Squally boy...looks like I got the babe, and youve got nthing but black feathers!!! MUHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!" Seifer taunted. The director looked at them all in disbelief.
"CUUUUUUUT!!!!! Jesus!! Rinoa, youre suppsoed to run to Squall not Seifer!!! Besides, Seifer, you shouldnt even be on set anymore!" the director scolded.
"B...but...Seifer is so much hotter then Squall is!!!" Rinoa said, hoping it would be enough of an explanation.
The director walked off, muttering bad, naughty, dark things that I cant repeat because they wouldnt fit this rating.
Jim walked to the set to take over after the director.
"Okay guys!!! We'll break until tomorrow and will try again then! Now get a good nights sleepy-by time and dream of happy little bunnies!! And dont forget to say your prayers, brush your teeth and masturbate before you sleep!!! NIIIIIIIGHT!!!!" Jim called, skipping merrily off the set to his own trailer.
Everyone watched him go...blinking.