-tortoiseshellKelpie [TK] began trolling spectralLabradorite [SL]-
TK: Hello miss ariel!
SL: Will you be John?
TK: yes ma'am
SL: I will be Karkat
-carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]-
CG: HEY JOHN ARE YOU THERE?
CG: EGBERT!?
EB: Hey Karkat!
EB: What's up?
CG: UH NOTHING MUCH.
CG: HEY I WANTED TO DISCUSS YESTERDAY...
EB: Oh... ya. hehe, that was an awesome party! Am I right or am I right?
CG: I GUESS
CG: IF YOU CONSIDER SHENANIGANS AND DUMBFUCKERY AWESOME WHICH IS THE WRONG USE OF THAT WORD YOU IGNORAMUS
CG:BUT I MEANT THE END OF THE PARTY
EB: Right. things got kind of awkward there. Um...
EB: I'm not really sure how drunk I was. I mean no offense Karkat.
CG: DO YOU... REMEMBER ANYTHING?
CG: ABOUT... WHAT HAPPENED?
EB: I remember you passing out... and...Sollux thought it would be a good idea if I took off your clothes...
EB: Something about a fever...
EB: That was apparently not true... I think you yelled at me for that.
CG: YES. I DID. BECAUSE YOU ARE A MORON FOR LISTENING TO THAT LISPING DOUCHE.
CG: BUT... DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE?
CG: ABOUT US... DOING STUFF TOGETHER?
EB: Oh... OH! That's what you're getting at...
EB: Uh, please don't be angry about that.
EB: It was just a kiss... I'm sorry if it was like, taking advantage or something. Like I said I was pretty drunk.
CG: JOHN
CG: YOU MEANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME DIDN'T YOU?
EB: What?!
EB: No!
EB: Nononononononono!
EB: Karkat I wouldn't ever do anything like that!
EB: I mean we're palhonchos, remember?
CG: YEAH. I REMEMBER.
CG: I AM PISS DRUNK MAD AT YOU FOR THAT. YOU FUCKING KISSED ME.
CG: WHY DID YOU KISS ME JOHN?
CG: AND DON'T SAY YOU WERE FUCKING DRUNK. THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED.
EB:Look... I'm sorry.
EB: I don't want this to ruin our friendship. I...
EB: I'm really not sure why... that... happened.
EB:Please please please don't be mad!
CG: TOO LATE.
CG: I JUST SAID THAT I AM PISS DRUNK MAD AT YOU.
CG: YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING MAD JOHN. I'M TIRED OF HOW OBNOXIOUSLY UNAWARE YOU ARE ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
CG: DO YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU KISSED ME?
CG:JOHN?
CG: HELLO?
CG: EARTH TO EGBERT!
CG: I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION
EB: Gosh. I just really don't know how to respond.
EB: I'm banging my head against the wall here. I think that, besides the obvious.
EB: Maybe... God damnit Karkat. I can't put it into words very well.
CG: OKAY JOHN LET ME HELP YOU
CG: YOU KISSED ME WHILE I WAS NAKED ON YOUR BED COVERED IN FUCKING ICE
CG: AND THEN YOU LEFT WITH DAVE TO WATCH ERIDAN AND SOLLUX BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER WHILE I SAT ON YOUR BED HOLDING MYSELF AND CRYING LIKE A WIGGLER WISHING I HAD THE GUTS TO CULL MYSELF BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE MUST REALLY FUCKING HATE ME.
CG: I FUCKING KISSED YOU BACK JOHN.
CG: AND YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
CG: I LOATH YOU.
EB: Wow.
EB: Uh...
EB: Karkat. I can't even begin to express how sorry I am for everything. I had absolutely no idea I that I was causing you this much pain.
EB: I don't want that.
EB: The thing is, I guess for a while now... I've been trying to... organize my thoughts, and I know you're going to say that there aren't any thoughts in my head to organize... but perhaps what I'm getting at is that I've been sort of thinking that we might have the potential to be something more than just friendleaders...
EB: I guess now it's too late though. huh.
EB: I must have blown my chances at ever figuring this out.
CG:...
CG: JOHN
CG: THAT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY?
CG: HOW CAN YOU... YOU...
CG: HOW
CG: FUCK
CG: JUST FUCK
CG: GOD DAMMIT
EB: Karkat?
EB: I need to know what's wrong.
CG: JOHN
CG: JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN
CG: JOHN EGBERT NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH KARKAT
CG: IS KARKAT SAD? IS HE HAPPY? DOES HE WANT TO STRANGLE JOHN UNTIL HIS HUMAN GANDERBULBS BULGE OUT OF THEIR ORBITALS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH KARKAT!?
CG: EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCKING KNOW!
CG: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME FUCKASS?
CG: WELL I'LL TELL YOU JOHN.
CG: ALL OF THE FUCKING HORSHIT YOU AND YOUR DUMFUCKERY PUTS ME THROUGH HAS CAUSED ME TO CONTEMPLATE RIPPING OUT MY OWN BLOODPUSHER AND WATCHING IT WRITHE ON THE DESOLATE GROUND WHILE I CONTEMPLATE THE END OF MY MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE BECAUSE MUTANT SHITS LIKE ME OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS.
CG: WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW JOHN?
CG: WOULD IT QUENCH YOUR BUSY BODY NOSE TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY FIRST FLUSH CRUSH?
CG: OH YEAH AND IN CASE IT WASN'T BLATANT ALREADY
CG: I'M FLUSHED FOR YOU IN THE REDDEST SENSE
CG: OOO HOW ABOUT THIS? I HAVE DREAMS ABOUT YOU RAPING ME
CG: I LIKE THOSE DREAMS JOHN.
CG: I WANT YOU TO FUCKING RAPE ME
CG: FUCK ME JOHN
CG: ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE EGBERT?
CG: GOOD!
CG: ROT IN HELL YOU PESTILENT FUCK
CG: FUCK YOU
-carcinoGeneticist [CG] has ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]-
EB: … Shit...
-ectoBiologist [EB] has ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]-