A/N: Whoo! New crossover!

Scythe's PoV

"Seriously, Tech? You interrupted my killing spree for this?!" I shouted.

"Scythe, you can kill people later! Tech finally programmed a dimension warping capability into my hardrive! Isn't that great?" Time Eater squealed.

"So what? Am I gonna be your guinea pig?" I asked sarcastically.

Time Eater had a mischievous look in her eyes.

"…I take that back." I muttered.

"So how many dimensions can you warp to and send people to?" Dark Gaia asked.

"I dunno. Let's send Scythy-wythy into one and I'll go with him!" Time Eater exclaimed.

Most of the gods were dying of laughter because of the pet name Time Eater gave me. Especially Miley, who was rolling on the ground. If I could blush, I'd be doing that right about now.

"So where are we going?" I asked.

"Somewhere…Somewhere you may not like." Time Eater giggled.

"Please tell me it's not -"

"It is! Bye everyone!"

"Time Eater waved goodbye, took my hand and warped to the bane of my immortal existence.

Equestria…

"No, God, please no! NO! NOOOOO!" I screamed at the top of my non existent lungs while stomping my skeletal hooves on the ground causing a small tremor and knocked a few ponies down.

I was a skeletal alicorn. My eyes were were pitch black sockets with fire in them to represent my irises. My horseshoes, mane and tail were made of black fire. My blade is were my horn should have been. Time Eater was a metal alicorn, but I doubt our wigs were of use. She had cyan eyes, a black body, a brass mane and tail, and an hourglass on her flank. Her horn was a black drill.

A blue unicorn with emerald eyes, an orange mane and tail, and a crocodile on her flank shouted in an Australian accent," What the bleedin' 'ell, mate?!"

"What in tarnation is goin' on here?!" an orange pony with a blonde mane and tail, sap green eyes, wearing a brown cowboy hat, and had three apples on her flank.

"We were havin' a right ripsnort 'ere, and then this piker shows up, and just like that, it's goodnight Irene!" the blue unicorn shouted.

"We get it! You're from Oatstalia!" a forest green unicorn with lime green eyes, mahogany brown mane and tail, and a shrub on his flank shouted.

"Ah shaddup, Shrub Horn! We gotta - Hey! Where'd those two blokes go?!" the blue unicorn shouted.

"I don't know, Crocky. We should go to Twilight and find them. Let's go, Applejack." Shrub Horn suggested.

"Stop callin' me Crocky! It's Croco!"

Applejack facehoofed and galopped off to find this "Twilight". Time Eater and I were in a strange looking and dark forest. Fortunately my eyes provided light, albeit not much.

"Why did you bring me here?!" I whispered/shouted.

"You're such a sourpuss so I brought you here!"

If my eye could twitch, I would seriously be doing that right about now.

"You brought me to EQUESTRIA! Of all the dimensions you could have sent us to, you send us HERE!" I shouted.

"Be quiet! Those two ponies could hear us!" Time Eater whispered.

"I don't care!"

Time Eater slapped me with her wing.

"We should find some shelter."

"IN A FOREST?! ARE YOU INSANE?!"

"You're the crazy one!"

I repeatedly banged my head on a tree and my blade got stuck in it.

"Serves you right." Time Eater said while sticking out her tongue and trotting off.

A/N: Oh God! WHY?!