Chapter 1
So here's what's happened to me in the last week that I didn't exactly want to happen:
1) I was grounded. Talk about being a typical teenager.
2) I discovered The Chat Room.
3) Edward spied on me through Chat, the evil little demented website itself…
4) I phoned Esme and Charlise and told them to help me with revenge.
5) We started plotting. But Rosalie is on Edward's side….so things are kinda bumpy….
Dr. Perfect23: You got the mustard?
Clumsy18: And the ketchup…
Mamabat26: Perfect…
So yeah. Revenge is now in the air like a new fresh spring. Or maybe even a new box of donuts just being opened… Or even that new car smell…
ANYWAY…*Slap* A-D-D Much Bella? Geez…FLASHBACK TIME!
"I'm going to trust you okay? But this alliance can only end badly. The proper strategy involves skill and the element of *jazz-hands* surprise.." Jasper said quietly.
Him, Alice, Esme, And I were sitting in the Cullen's living room while The Others were away. It was are only chance to plot…and we abused it…
BlondesRsmart: I'll keep in touch with you and *Codename: 5467856341SHOP* through this ingenious website. Meet us outside the school at 19:00pm tomorrow and we'll discuses our tactics.
Clumsy18: Then we're all set. Anybody have any questions?
Mamabat26: When is 19 o'clock exactly?
Clumsy18: Good point…
Meanwhile…In the exact same galaxy not too far, far away… (Star Wars Fans Are Currently Grinning…)
"Edward, this is ridicules. If they were going to do something to us they would have done it hours ago. We're just wasting our time." Rosalie said.
"No we're not," I argued, "And you'll thank me for these precautions once they save your little Prada shoes and matching handbag."
I set up the last metal spring.
"There," I said, standing up, "All finished."
Emmett stared down at the ground.
"You really think 267 mouse-traps are gonna stop them?"
He laughed. I sighed.
"You have a better plan?" I inquired.
"Yeah, as a-matter-of-fact I do. Rosalie, toss me that superglue."
And Thus Txtng U Luv 2 Was Born!