AN-Hi this is my first ever Fruits Basket fic. I never ever though I would do a song fic to a Carrie Underwood song. Oh this fic has lyrics in it. Please don't say anyting about them please. Well review at the end. That would be lovely.

Disclaimer-I do not own Fruits Basket or Carrie Underwood.

Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky...

right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Kagura walked into the bar scanning the room with her eyes. They landed on on aman with hair so orange that you could use it to land a plane, flirting with one of Tohru's friends. 'He's with that yankee again,' she thought feircely. 'I'll teach him.' Kagura stormed outta there and into the nearest hardwear store.

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...


That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats...

She cringed as the sound of metal on metal screatched through the air as she walked along the sports car with her key. Then Kagura busted the windo and unlocked the door. She took her key and carved "Kagura was here." on the seats. Then she grabbed the sledge hammer she bought.

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Kagura took a step back, breathing heavily, to admire her work. Satisfied, she went back into the bar to watch what he was doing.

Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke..

Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...

Kyo came out of the mens' room smelling horrible. Uo-chan dance closer to him, sighing in content. He leaned down to whisper something and they headed to the door. Kagera raced to catch up to them. 'Wait till he sees.'

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats,

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...


Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
"Oh my god," Kyo yelled. He fell to his kneeds. "What the hell happened to my car?"

"Who's Kagura, baby?" Kyo looked up. "Is that your girlfriend. I don't believe this. Cheating on your girlfriend with me. See ya."

might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!