Lucius steps out the shower and grabs his hairbrush. "Cue the music!" He demands. "Yes! Dobby will cue the music Sir!" Dobby's reply is followed by music suddenly blasting from the record player in the corner of the room. [Lucius sings into hairbrush]
Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure
Where can you go and wash your hair?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you be a bit of a Death Eater?
In Hogwarts!
Yes, you can go and wash your hair!
In Hogwarts!
Yes, you can be a bit of a Death Eater!
In Hogwarts!
Come on now Snape, make a stand.
In Hogwarts!
Snape, go and wash your hair.
I said, Snape, be a bit of a Death Eater.
It's ever so good to slide in Hogwarts.
It's ever so good to slide in Hogwarts.
They have shampoo,
You can go and wash your hair.
It's ever so good to slide in Hogwarts.
It's ever so good to slide in Hogwarts.
They have Voldemort,
You can be a bit of a Death Eater.
Snape, are you listening to me?
I said Snape, what do you want to be?
I said Snape, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:
I like your hair.
And...
It's ever so good to slide in Hogwarts.