I'm sorry if you don't like it, the idea just came into my head. This is a fairly dark story, starting off light. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. As mentioned in the description this isn't a Morby fanfiction. Enjoy reading and remember to review, then I'll upload more chapters faster!

It was another usual, regular day for Mordecai. It was the same, normal routine of sitting next to his best friend, Rigby, playing one of their numerous racing games which Rigby had chosen from their ever growing collection of video games. He laid back, sinking into the sofa, a grin spreading on his beak as he pressed the buttons with ease. Rigby on the other hand was frantically jumping up and down on the sofa, sweating profusely, teeth gritted with frustration as he practically punched the buttons.

"YES!" Mordecai cried victoriously, flying out of his seat, his fisted wing beating the air as his red Ferrari crossed the computer simulated line.

"NO!" Rigby shouted, throwing the controller violently to the floor as he grabbed a cushion from the sofa and shook it before fiercely lobbing it to the TV. It merely bounced off of the screen, landing with a soft ploof on the cream carpet. The racoon balled his fists and shook them at the jolly blue jay, who merely smirked and tilted his head up proudly, victorious once again of his win over Rigby. Said racoon charged at his tall azure coloured friend, who merely held out his hand, preventing Rigby from coming any closer. Anyway, his small friend couldn't cause any damage – well, severe damage – to him, even if he tried.

"Damn you! I'm gonna cream you, you a-hole!" The ecru coloured racoon yelled angrily, flailing his fists as he was pushed off by Mordecai, causing him to land on top of the cushion he had previously beaten up.

"Dude, seriously! This happens every day! Why do you bother!?" The blue jay said through laughs, clutching his stomach as he keeled over, eyes soon watering from all the laughing that he was doing. Rigby suddenly saw an opportunity and his tail flicking mischievously. He pounced on his friend, his small hands slinking over Mordecai's ribcage.

"No dude! No! Stop it! S-stop it!" Mordecai cried as he squirmed in his friend's grasped, trying to get away from Rigby.

"This is what you get if you mess with da Rigby!" The racoon shouted, tickling his friend more and more, laughing as much as his avian friend. Mordecai thought he would explode. Rigby's tickling was becoming more and more frantic and crazy, making the blue jay shriek with laughter. However, he was beginning to run dangerously low on oxygen, his breathing becoming more and more desperate as he fought for air.

"R-Rigby! Rigby!" He started to shout, clawing at the air, trying to get said racoon to stop his attack. Rigby of course, didn't noticed as he was too amused tickling Mordecai to care. Mordecai was started to panic, breathing becoming more and more heavy and laboured with every breath. He descended into a coughing fit, the corners of his vision becoming more and more hazy.

"R-Rigby! S-stop!" He spluttered out, uncontrollably coughing. His ring tailed friend finally began to notice the jay's cries for help, and instantly stopped his tickle attack. Mordecai collapsed, his limbs splayed out on the floor as his breathing relaxed, closing his eyes to relax himself more. He was soon completely recovered and opened his eyes to meet the racoon's. Rigby stared down at the floor disappointedly, sniffing, hands starting to shake anxiously.

"Sorry…." He trailed off, tilting his head up to once again meet the shining eyes of the blue jay. Mordecai shook his head and shrugged his shoulders before patting his friend on the back, coughing loudly as he did so.

"Nah, that's OK dude. No big deal, it happens every week."

"But you've never ended up like that." Rigby sniffed, looking down once more, fiddling with his thumbs.

"Like I said dude, don't worry. It was my fault really, as I was mocking you an' all. So I'm sorry, OK?"

The racoon nodded his head, a small smile coming across his masked face. No matter what he did, Mordecai would always forgive him.

"OK."