Disclaimer: No animals were injured during the writing of this story. I do not own any of the characters and I am not earning anything.

This is something that was rattling around in my head. I hope you enjoy please review!

Doggie style

By LoriLynn

Nessie sat at the kitchen island eating while her family sat around her. Nessie's family was not like other families. Her's consisted of vampires each one more beautiful than the next. Her best friend in the whole world was Jacob. Jacob was a wolf, not a werewolf but a spirit wolf. Jacob lived in LA Push on a reservation with his father Billy, sister and her husband who was also a wolf.

Nessie sighed wishing Jacob was here with her now it was hard being the

only one to eat human food. Being half vampire herself, she could live off of blood but her parents are trying to make mingling in the human world easier for her by trying to get her used to human food. She actually did like some of the food but pretended not to most of the time to annoy her parents. Since size wise she would be considered a teenager she felt she should live up to normal teen rebellion.

Jacob's sister was cooking tonight and insisted that they come for dinner. Nessie had pleaded out of the invite to Jacob's chagrin. She giggled at the thought as remembered the look on his face. Her dad caught her eye and he winked at her as he read her thoughts.

"What's so funny?" Her uncle Emmett asked from across the island.

"Nothing just thinking about Jacob." Nessie said for some reason feeling a little embarrassed admitting it. Her Aunt Rosalie rolled her eyes and Jasper grinned at her.

"I was thinking about Jacob too." Her Aunt Alice said with a sparkle in her eyes.

"Yuck." Rosalie said.

Nessie frowned at her as Alice continued as if she wasn't interrupted. "I was thinking that we could keep some clothes here for the wolves."

Rosalie looked thoughtful. "That isn't a bad idea. At least they could be clean and not run around half naked while they are here."

Nessie frowned again at that, she liked Jacob running around half naked. Her dad looked over at her as she quickly shoved a large bite of spinach in her mouth and started to chew. It was hard having a dad that was a mind reader. Her mom placed a hand on Edward's arm drawing his attention to her and away from Nessie.

"Yes, " Alice agreed "and we can go shopping and pick out their clothes so they all match! Kind of like a uniform or team."

I raised my eyebrow at my aunt. I loved her dearly but she did go way overboard sometimes. I knew Jacob would wear anything I asked him to wear but I couldn't imagine Leah agreeing to this.

"We could have a fashion show." Alice said clapping her hands excitedly.

Emmett roared with laughter. "Jacob brings a whole new meaning to the word doggie style."

My plate flew off the counter and crashed to floor as my dad launched himself at Emmett. I screamed in spite of myself. I have never seen him so angry before. My mom quickly grabbed me and drug me outside. "They might be at this awhile sweetheart why don't you go visit Jacob."

"Okay I mumbled." Making my way through the forest. I hope they are done eating I thought to myself as I came upon Billy's small house. I loved Billy's house because Jacob loved it. He still slept in his small bed room with his two small bed. Although he lived in LA Push Jacob came and visited me everyday but somehow it still wasn't enough. I let myself in to the always open house and made my back to the kitchen.

Jacob greeted me with a warm hug. "Just in time for desert." He said as I took a seat next to him. Rachel and Paul were across from us and Billy was on the end. "I thought you weren't coming over." Jacob said between mouthfuls of apple pie. Rachel cut me a small slice and I thanked her. Noticing the Mrs. Smiths box on the counter I took a bite.

"Daddy got into a fight with Emmett so mom wanted me to leave so I wouldn't get hurt." I said a little worried. They had never fought for real before only play.

"What were they fighting over?" Paul asked curious.

"Clothes, Alice wanted to get clothes to keep at our house for the pack in case of an emergency." I added the emergency part because I didn't want to offend the present company.

Rachel looked at me a bit strangely. "That seems odd did they say anything else?"

"Daddy was taking up for Jacob. Emmett said something about doggie fashion or other and dad jumped on him."

"Doggie fashion?" Paul asked a look of confusion on his face.

"Yeah," I said taking a small bite and swallowing as I thought back on the events. "He said 'Jacob brings a whole new meaning to the word doggie style.'"

Jacob choked on his pie as Paul roared with laughter. Rachel smiled a little and Billy glared at Paul while I slapped Jacob on the back since his face started to turn blue. He quickly choked down some water as he coughed trying to suck in some air.

"Are you okay?" I asked him concerned.

"I'm fine!" Jacob assured me giving Paul a dirty look since he was still laughing.

"What does doggie style mean?" I asked feely slightly angry since apparently everyone was in on this except for me.

"Well you see…." Paul started as Jacob stood up growling low in his throat at him.

"Come on Nessie, I'll take you home." Jacob said as I followed him.

I was quite as we walked through the woods. Jacob was holding my hand and even though it was dark neither of us had trouble seeing.

"What's wrong Nessie?" Jacob asked.

"I hate when everyone treats me like I am six year old."

"You are Six." Jacob pointed out.

"I don't feel Six. I am smarter than most adults but when things happen like they did today I feel left out, like I'm a baby, or just stupid maybe." As I said this I held my hand up to Jacobs face showing him what happened at my house and at Billy's.

Jacob sighed and pulled me into a hug. "Emmett was way out of line. If I told you what it meant your Dad would kill ME. If you really want to know I'm sure your Mom or maybe Carlisle could explain it to you."

I pulled away and looked at him suspiciously. "So it has to do with sex."

"Why would you think that?" Jacob asked nervously.

"'Cause uncle Emmett doesn't think about much else. Never mind Jacob, it's okay." I patted his hand as if HE were the child.

We arrived back at my cottage I was relieved to see the main house still standing. Jacob hugged me and kissed me on top of my head. "Good night Nessie."

"Good night my Jacob." I said slipping inside.