Sup guys! Anyways, so I decided to take a break from my current story "And Then Everything Changed" and do something else. Why? BECAUSE I CAN! Anyways, I'll just warn you now, cursing is involved and if you don't like it, TOO BAD!

America: Yo dude, why the caps?

Me: BECAUSE I CAN, BITCH!

Yeah, whatever, enjoy~

~Neko-chan

Reader-chan's POV

I was scurrying through the halls of my high school, (insert High School here), trying not to get trampled by all of the people walking through as well. I was so close to being safe inside my class when my best friend, Lanie (That's right, you get me, FUCK YEAH), yelled my name and came running towards me like a maniac.

"(y / n!) Wait for me, child," Lanie screamed. I face-palmed and stood outside the classroom, waiting for her. We had five out of six classes together, and this was one of them. "Lanie, the hell are you so late," I questioned. "Ok, so you see, I was talking to America right, and he wanted to get together with a bunch of the guys plus you and me," she rambled, "and I wanted to know if that was cool with you bro." "Of course it's fine with me. Now, Lanie, can we please just get the LAST class of the day over with," I sighed. "Fuck yeah we can," Lanie said excitedly. She grabbed my arm and pulled me through the door to our seats in the back of the room. Also in our class were Prussia, Germany, Spain, France and Russia. We all sat down for class as soon as our teacher, Mr. Cooper, whom we all called 'Papa Penguin' for no good reason, walked in and said, "Alright class, take your seats."

~Time skip because I can. With the guys at McDonald's (because why the fuck not)~

I was sitting at the table, drinking my shake, with the gang; which consisted of America, Britain, China, Russia, Canada, France, Prussia, Spain, Italy, Romano, Germany, Japan, the Nordic 5, me and Lanie. We were all just kind of hanging out, talking about random shit. After like an hour, we all decided to go home and meet up out front of the school tomorrow morning. I lived with Lanie, Prussia, America, and Denmark. Germany, Italy, Japan, and Romano lived together, Britain lived with China and Russia, the other Nordics lived together, and Canada, France and Spain lived together.

As soon as we got home, I plopped down on the couch and turned on the T.V. Lanie went into the kitchen and screamed bloody murder because we were out of pickles. "HOLY SHITCAKES! WE HAS NO PICKLES," she cried. "Lanie, calm your shit. We have to go shopping anyway, so we'll get pickles while we're there," I replied calmly. Lanie, being the complete weirdo that she is, ran into the room and glomped me.

"OMG (y / n) I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

"Again, calm your shit."

Just then, the Awesome Trio walked in. The three of them had already stripped into their underwear, not that I minded. "Suit up boys, we're going shopping," I said as I pried Lanie off me. They all grunted and went back to their rooms to cloth themselves. They came back out minutes later and we all headed to the store.

"I swear, you three don't know how to shop for shit," Lanie complained.

"It's not like we were ever taught," Denmark muttered.

"YOU DON'T NEED TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO SHOP DUMBASS," Lanie lectured.

"Damn, you guys are loud," I said. We were almost done shopping, and it was going so well. Oh, damn it all!

"Just shut up Denmark, and let ze awesome me handle zis," Prussia declared.

Prussia ran away down the aisle. I told him to go grab some soap.

"That lil' shit," America said.

"I know," I said.

~Time Skip because it's whatever~

We got back home and unloaded the groceries. "Alright, kiddies, time for bed," Lanie sang as she put on her pajamas. "STOP! PAJAMA TIME!" Lanie and I shared a room while America, Prussia, and Denmark shared a room.

"Do you really have to do that," I asked annoyed. She stopped what she was doing and stalked over to me. Her nose was in inches from mine. She smirked at me and whispered, "What does you think, Little One?" I pushed her away and said, "If you're gonna do that, go annoy the guys."

"OKAY THEN," she yelled as she skipped out of the room with a devilish smile. Sometimes, I seriously worry about her. Sure, she's sweet and innocent, but she changes mood really fast. NO, she's not bipolar, just odd. I just shrugged nad listened to the silence. "It's too quiet." Then I heard…

"HEY, YOU LITTLE SHIT! GIVE IT BACK!" I saw Lanie dash past our door with something in her hand, along with Prussia and Denmark, followed by an angry America. I looked out into the living room where the foursome had stopped. Lanie, Prussia, and Denmark were facing me on one side of the couch and America had his back turned towards me. It was then that I realized that America had no undies on. I could see his butt.

Lanie saw me and smirked. She threw America's boxers at Prussia, jumped over the couch and ran past America to me, but not before slapping America's bare ass. When she reached me, she put a hand over my eyes and yelled, "NOT FOR VIRGIN EYES!" She laughed as I put my hand over her eyes as well. "YOU'RE A VIRGIN TOO LANIE," I yelled back. We both collapsed into laughter on the ground. Soon, the boys joined us, and yes, America got his boxers back. We used this opportunity of vulnerability to steal all three of their boxers. We ran all over the house with them chasing us. We faced off in the hallway. Lanie and I looked at each other and smiled. We ran towards the guys, slapped their bare asses and yelled "NOT FOR VIGIN EYES!" We ran into our room and locked the door. We had a giggle fit and eventually fell asleep in our own beds. The guys were banging on the door all night because we had not given them back their boxers. America's had the American flag on them, Denmark had Legos on them, and Prussia's were black with the words 'I'm Awesome' across the ass.

We woke up the next morning to three naked men asleep on the floor outside of our door.

"(y / n)…," Lanie began.

"Yes Lanie?"

"Ya think the dumbasses knew they could've just put on another pair of boxers?"

"Obviously not."

I placed their boxers on their faces (Yes, directly on their faces because why the hell not) and walked into the kitchen to make breakfast. They woke up a few minutes later. How do I know? Because I heard them scream. Apparently, Lanie had been standing at the door kicking them until they woke up. Lanie walked in with a smirk, followed by the Awesome Trio, who were blushing a deep red.

"Best day ever," Lanie laughed.

"I can tell," I chuckled.

"So… how much did you see?" Denmark asked.

"Unfortunatly, nothing but all three of your asses," Lanie stated. The three blushed even more until I spoke up.

"You know, me and Lanie touched you asses. Like, all three of them."

They all blushed more, if that's possible, and Lanie and I high-fived. We made breakfast and spent the rest of the day, fucking around with the blushing trio.

Well, what'd ya think? Was it everything you wanted? If not, PM me or review this story and tell mama what you want, maybe I'll add more chapters. Who knows? Anyways, America, Prussia, and Denmark; you need to say goodnight.

America; Night dudes! See ya later!

Prussia: Good night, frau. Ze awesome me vill not rape you, promise.

Denmark: Night! *waves*

Alrighty guys, good night and hopefully, I shall see you soon! Make sure to rate, review and all that good stuff! Ciao!

~Neko-chan