Author's Note: Unintentional Epiphanies was set to this poem I composed, which was written first. Please review?
Disclaimer: I got the results back from the DNA Analysis Lab; apparently I'm still not Stephenie Meyer.
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The main problem with
You, Edward Cullen
Is that when you're happy, you're smug
When you 're not, you are sullen
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And you refuse to go into the sun
Because you'd glitter
But my sun is my happiness, so
Excuse me if I'm a bit bitter.
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You broke me and left me
Alone here in pain,
Struggling to find happiness
Because you were its bane.
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Then I found Jacob
And he brightened my life
Now I care for him so much
His pain hurts me like a knife-
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So that, knowing I am the cause of it,
I have no choice
But to open my mouth
And for once use my voice.
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Despite all, Edward, I loved you
With all of my soul
But an eclipse always ends
And reality takes its toll.
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Bella's true love is Jacob. Mine is Reviews. Reviews, my reviews. (cue dreamy sighing) Speaking of which, please review.