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"Please!"

"No."

"Please."

"No Jane-I mean it." Teresa Lisbon glowered up at CBI's resident Botticelli angel hoping he would heed her angry tone and stop bugging her, he didn't.

"It doesn't hurt" he wheedled, "you won't even know it's happening."

"Jane, what part of no is so hard for you to understand?"

Jane stopped for a minute pondering the question, "I guess it's the O" he finally said, turning his two hundred watt smile on the small woman in front of him. Lisbon began to break under his grin.

"Just this once Lisbon, please." He said sensing her resolve weakening.

"Fine, I give in, just do it!" she replied throwing her hands up in the air. Jane walked off still smiling.

"Jane, where are you going? I thought you were going to hypnotise me." Lisbon called.

"I am, not now though, I'll do it when you least expect it-far more exciting that way." He shouted over his shoulder. He retreated into the kitchen and Lisbon could feel his grin through the door. She waited for five minutes for the consultant to come back but he didn't and she finally gave in. She marched back to her office, kicking his couch as hard as she could on the way. Rigsby sniggered; eleven to Jane, zero to Lisbon, not that he was counting.

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"I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on you nerves. I know a song..."

"Jane, I don't care how many cases you solve; if you sing one more line of that song I will not hesitate to shoot you!"

Jane grinned but kept quiet, enjoying the scenery outside the CBI vehicle. He and Lisbon had been on the road for an hour now and Jane was beginning to get bored.

"Lisbon?"

"Yes?" she asked warily not taking her eyes from the road ahead.

"I know a song that will..."

Lisbon slammed her foot down and the car screeched to an abrupt halt.

"Get out." She whispered.

"Excuse me?" Jane asked innocently, opening his blue eyes as wide as he could.

"You heard me, get out the car." She repeated.

Jane didn't move. "NOW!" she screeched and Jane leapt out the door, fearful for his safety. Lisbon sped off and within moments the car was no more than a spot on the horizon. Jane pulled out his phone and called an all too familiar number.

"Hello?"

"Cho-it's Jane."

"Yes?"

"I need a lift; Lisbon dumped me at the side of the road." Jane tried to sound apologetic but the image of Lisbon's green eyes full of passion stopped him doing it effectively.

"I'll send Rigsby, where are you?" Cho asked. Jane looked around, taking in his surroundings for the first time since the car had pulled off.

"The middle of nowhere."

"Great, we should find you in.....three days. Sit tight." Cho hung up.

Jane flopped to the ground; it was going to be a long night.

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