Karl Nagisa stared at the building in front of him. It was... The Togami Church. He bursts into the building right as pope Hagakure was marrying Leon to Madoka. Heir of the gods Togami stares at him.
'What do you seek from this place, son of the mightiest Togami?'
'I have come to seek my cool' Karl said in a husky voice as he made a pair of cool sunglasses appear from thin air. Somewhere in the multiverse, a Dave Strider started crying.
'Oh my Togami, what might this cool be?' pope Hagakure asked as he directed his attention to the jesus of Togamism
'Maybe a good frick? Maybe a wicked skateboard? Maybe... a pizza delivery to our president?' He said cooly as he did the anime glasses thing without his hands. He truly was the jesus of this church
'Pizza? In the church of Togami?' Hagakure gasped. The only edible thing that was allowed so far in this church was his bigass hair.
From the crowd, little children could be heard crying. During this whole time, Madoka and Leon truly did get married. Their two children, East Kuwata and West Kuwata, who were still babies, congratulated their parents.
'Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! (baby noises) Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!'
A small clap could be heard from the place next to the throne. It was... North Togami, the child of Madoka and Togami himself. He whispers 'congratulations'. Half of the people present there faint.
The president, Togami's glasses, speak in a low tone 'What is it that you have for us, pizza boy?' The wife of the president, Nanami 'meme' proceeds swoons. At the voice of the president, a lot of the people start booing. After all, he was the one that started two wars, and the cause of the second Togamzee.
'Mister President , I have arrived... To deliver the pizza' Karl replies in a even lower voice only godly creatures can hear.
The Shaun Ikari of the church swoons. Karl winks at him, and Shaun is dokis.
The Togami coughs, then sighs. Everyone in the church takes a moment to pray to our other saviour, Karl Nagisa, who has gayed for our sins even harder than Togaymi himself. The one on the third place on the gay scale is none other than Togami's wife, shote, which translates to 'bucket of cum'. Said person is Naegi, if you couldn't figure that out.
'Shall I deliver the pizza to the president, or to out mighty lord?' Karl asked everyone present. The tradition was to deliver to president, but when something as godly as Togami was present... The choice was hard, but..
'I shall deliver it to... Both' Karl announced in his cool kid voice.
'But how, oh Godly Karl?' Asked John Egbert from the audience.
Karl stared at the heir of homo. He used his majyks and made another pizza appear out of thin air! He delivered one to both the president, and The Lord and Saviour.
'Thank you, Karl Nagisa' they both said in unison. Karls work here was done.
He jumped on his wicked! Cool! Skateboard and flew away into space, only stoping on the moon, to stay naked for a few minutes, and to collect more pizza.
'That boy, he really is, our saviour' Said pope Hagakure after Karl disappeared.
'Of course he is' Togami chucked to himself 'He is, after all, Karl Nagisa'