Note: No, little stinkbeasts, I am not the Great Jhonen Vasquez, and will
never be!!! Hahahaha!! Well, just remember that I have nooooo connection
whhhaaaaatsoever with nick…(hideous earth broadcaster!!!), Viacom, and
Jhonen V.
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2 Italics – thoughts or exageration.
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4 Love Is Weird, Maybe I'll Study It…
By: SACHI (jus my pen name…)
4.1 Chapter One
Monday.
Dib awoke in his four-poster. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and yanked the covers off his legs. He shivered.
He really, really, really, did NOT want to get up today.
He placed his feet on the floor, but then pulled them back up. The floor was freezing.
"Good God." He sighed.
"Dad really needs to turn on the heat. It's almost December!"
Dib finally got the strenghth to jump on the floor to the carpeted hallway.
4.2 Why did MY bedroom have to be the one with the hard wood floors???
On his way to the bathroom he stubbed his toe on the doorframe, causing him to yelp.
When he looked into the mirror he saw what looked like a human with hair that seemed it had just been cut with a weed-wacker.
"Awww.. this isn't a good day…" Dib said to himself, rumaging for some hair gel. "It'll be even worse if Gaz ate all the cereal."
After getting his hair straight and getting dressed, he trudged downstairs to find Gaz at the table.
"O, Dib. I ate the last of your cereal. Hope you don't mind."
Dib placed his head in his hands.
"Mind????!!!Oh, no I don't MIND!!!!"
With that, Dib grabbed his trench coat and stormed out the door.
Back in the kitchen, Gaz shook her head and went back to her cereal.
Dib trudged down the street towards the Hi Skool. He was 16 and had better things to do than argue with his sister.
He didn't feel like walking, either. Driver's Ed was almost over and soon he would have his permit. Aulthough he had no one to acompany him, so he couldn't use it anyway. It would be the big ticket when he got his liscence. That way he could drive away from this horrible town and live somewhere else more…appealing.
When he got to the lobby he veered away from the popular people, like the cheerleaders and the football players flirting with the cheerleaders. One guy had his arm around a cheerleader's waist, talking about how the season was ending.
Dib's stomache growled. He decided to run to the cafeteria before class to buy some Pop-Tarts. On his way out, he bumped into Angus Storch. He was the football player with the cheerleader.
"Hey, man! Watch where your goin' dork!"
Dib hated being called that. Just another reason he wanted to get away from here.
Angus walked on, but then stopped when he noticed he didn't have enough money.
"Hey, you," he said, walking up to Dib, flattening him up against the wall, "Have any cash?"
Dib shook his head slightly and gulped.
"I bet you do!" growled Angus, grabbing Dib by the shoulder.
All of a sudden, a figure appeared next to the preppy football player.
"The pitiful human really isn't worth much, you know." Zim exclaimed, right before he punched him in the face.
Angus doubled over and allowed Dib and Zim to escape. When they got to the biology classroom, they stopped and caught their breath.
"Just one question…" asked Dib after he calmed and stood up. Zim's eyebrow raised.
"If I'm not worth much, how come you stood up for me?"
Zim seemed to think. "I dunno. I was just bored. My life would have been irratating if I had to scoop you in a plastic cup thingy."
"Mine would be too, if I looked like what I'm imagining ; I'd look a lot like the food they serve here."
"Filth."
"So anyways….thanks…"
Zim seemed a little surprised.
"Uhh…don't mention it, Earthstink."
4.3 Same old Zim…
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Noooo….it's not slashy….lol. Thanks beforehand for the reveiews…if I get any.lol!! psyco bunny!!!aaiiiiiii!!! NE ways, theres more to come, I hope you like it so far! Im working this summer, but I hope to get more done. Lol. 2nd chapter should be up soon. 2 days left of skool!!!yay!! Dib's mystery girl will have a soon appearance!!!YAY!!!more YAY's!!
1
2 Italics – thoughts or exageration.
3
4 Love Is Weird, Maybe I'll Study It…
By: SACHI (jus my pen name…)
4.1 Chapter One
Monday.
Dib awoke in his four-poster. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and yanked the covers off his legs. He shivered.
He really, really, really, did NOT want to get up today.
He placed his feet on the floor, but then pulled them back up. The floor was freezing.
"Good God." He sighed.
"Dad really needs to turn on the heat. It's almost December!"
Dib finally got the strenghth to jump on the floor to the carpeted hallway.
4.2 Why did MY bedroom have to be the one with the hard wood floors???
On his way to the bathroom he stubbed his toe on the doorframe, causing him to yelp.
When he looked into the mirror he saw what looked like a human with hair that seemed it had just been cut with a weed-wacker.
"Awww.. this isn't a good day…" Dib said to himself, rumaging for some hair gel. "It'll be even worse if Gaz ate all the cereal."
After getting his hair straight and getting dressed, he trudged downstairs to find Gaz at the table.
"O, Dib. I ate the last of your cereal. Hope you don't mind."
Dib placed his head in his hands.
"Mind????!!!Oh, no I don't MIND!!!!"
With that, Dib grabbed his trench coat and stormed out the door.
Back in the kitchen, Gaz shook her head and went back to her cereal.
Dib trudged down the street towards the Hi Skool. He was 16 and had better things to do than argue with his sister.
He didn't feel like walking, either. Driver's Ed was almost over and soon he would have his permit. Aulthough he had no one to acompany him, so he couldn't use it anyway. It would be the big ticket when he got his liscence. That way he could drive away from this horrible town and live somewhere else more…appealing.
When he got to the lobby he veered away from the popular people, like the cheerleaders and the football players flirting with the cheerleaders. One guy had his arm around a cheerleader's waist, talking about how the season was ending.
Dib's stomache growled. He decided to run to the cafeteria before class to buy some Pop-Tarts. On his way out, he bumped into Angus Storch. He was the football player with the cheerleader.
"Hey, man! Watch where your goin' dork!"
Dib hated being called that. Just another reason he wanted to get away from here.
Angus walked on, but then stopped when he noticed he didn't have enough money.
"Hey, you," he said, walking up to Dib, flattening him up against the wall, "Have any cash?"
Dib shook his head slightly and gulped.
"I bet you do!" growled Angus, grabbing Dib by the shoulder.
All of a sudden, a figure appeared next to the preppy football player.
"The pitiful human really isn't worth much, you know." Zim exclaimed, right before he punched him in the face.
Angus doubled over and allowed Dib and Zim to escape. When they got to the biology classroom, they stopped and caught their breath.
"Just one question…" asked Dib after he calmed and stood up. Zim's eyebrow raised.
"If I'm not worth much, how come you stood up for me?"
Zim seemed to think. "I dunno. I was just bored. My life would have been irratating if I had to scoop you in a plastic cup thingy."
"Mine would be too, if I looked like what I'm imagining ; I'd look a lot like the food they serve here."
"Filth."
"So anyways….thanks…"
Zim seemed a little surprised.
"Uhh…don't mention it, Earthstink."
4.3 Same old Zim…
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Noooo….it's not slashy….lol. Thanks beforehand for the reveiews…if I get any.lol!! psyco bunny!!!aaiiiiiii!!! NE ways, theres more to come, I hope you like it so far! Im working this summer, but I hope to get more done. Lol. 2nd chapter should be up soon. 2 days left of skool!!!yay!! Dib's mystery girl will have a soon appearance!!!YAY!!!more YAY's!!