Title: Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Flame War
Entry Type: writing
Fandom: BBC Sherlock Holmes
Characters or Pairing: Sherlock and John
Author/Artist: kira
Genre: General
Rating: T
Summary: Sherlock puts a wanker in his place much to John's annoyance…
Warnings: none
Word count: 300
Author's note: written for fanfic bake-off & fandom sin 25
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Sherlock sat down at the table, an impish smile tugging his lips upwards, as he opened John's laptop. A few seconds later, he was busy reading his latest exploits in his friend's blog, chuckling at what John had written. By the time he had finished reading, a self-satisfied smirk graced his features. Bored, he decided to read the comments, enjoying the glowing reviews, until he came upon a not so stellar comment.
"Bloody hell! Of course it's all true, you moronic twit! I'd know, as I was there!"
He sat there, glaring at the laptop's screen, when it hit him. He'd show that pompous arse just how foolish his derisive comment was. But first he needed to sign up before he could reply. "Screen name… Moriartys-Nemesis…." He chuckled softly. "Okay, now to put the wanker in his place…" Sherlock quickly typed up a suitable reply, full vitriol and guaranteed to put the idiot in his place in no uncertain terms. "…and enter!' he cried, hitting the key. Feeling better, got up and made himself comfortable on the sofas while he waited for John to get home form his date with Sarah.
Ten minutes passed, when he got up and checked to see if the wanker had read it. What he never expected was an equally vitriolic reply. Frowning, Sherlock replied back, in was to become a flame war of epic proportions.
John found him sitting there, several hours later, when he came home.
"Sherlock!"
"I'm just putting a wanker in his place."
"But your wankiness just started a flame war in my blog!"
"Relax… all you have to do is delete the comments and ban the user."
"I will, alright! Starting with Moriartys-Nemesis!"
"You're kidding."
"Try me," John said as he sat down to undo the damage Sherlock had caused…