Summary:

"Sawada Tsunayoshi, my name is Valentina 'Lyong' Vongola and I escaped from a parallel world that was in danger by that shithead marshmallow dictator." "Oh, I'm sorry for-" "I'm also your cousin, Reborn is my godfather, and I'll be staying here indefinitely." "Okay-wait, what!?" I think I gave my alternate universe cousin a heart attack. OC-Centric

This is my first fanfiction so I'll try my best keep it interesting (^ㅅ^) I'm going to keep everyone in character unless purposefully done. This chapter is set in an alternate universe of the cannon series (So like a TYL AU if comparing to the cannon).

"First person dialogue/thought"

'Inner thought'

Warnings: OC-centric, very minor-OCs, slight AU, slight ooc, Unbetaed

All credits go to their respected owners.

"Decima! Please stay still!"

"You can't catch me muffin man!"

"Decima!"

The name is Valentina 'Lyong' Vongola and I'm the Decima of the Vongola family-of course that'll only happen if the other candidates all died or something. Okay, well I'm not an immediate member of the family so I won't get first dibs. Honestly I don't want to become the next Decima-seriously the day others rely on me is the day the Vongola burns to the ground. The last time someone relied on me I literally burned the entire kitchen down. (Needless to say, I don't think I'm cut out as a cook in the future.) Thankfully, I'm only being called, "Decima" as a reservoir just in case all the other heirs die. Kinda unsure if I insulted myself there.

I only have this thing called, "Vongola Blood" that makes me a candidate for the position because of the blood relation to Vongola Primo, Giotto, who if must say was and is the most handsome man I've ever seen. It's not that weird! Okay, it sounds terrible, but I've only seen a portrait of primo's family when they were in their twenties or something! The handsome genes really do pass through the family you know.

"Please come back!"

Anyways to explain our confusing as hell family tree, I'll start off with the direct famiglia members: grandpa Timoteo (whom I call Nonno because he's Italian) is the ninth boss of our famiglia (And a badass if I must say for someone who's turning eighty). From what I've heard, he had three sons-or my uncles-named Enrico, Federico, and Massimo but they all passed before I was born.

I do still have an adopted uncle named Xanxus (Who I call Zio because he's Italian like Nonno). Honestly he's my favourite uncle to be with physically. We crack a few jokes, yell at the Varia's dog (Levi, the resident punching bag), throw some glass projectiles on the head of his noisy rain guardian Squalo-the target of my (and Zio's) sadistic affections.

"Decima! The Decimo will be so worried!"

Aside from the main family, I do have a distant an uncle named Sawada Iemitsu who is the boss of the CEDEF-well now ex-boss because my Oppa appointed Basil (A real cutie by the way, personality wise) to become boss with this new era. From what I've heard uncle Iemitsu wasn't around when my Oppa was growing up so of course he'd rather have Basil, his friend, as his external advisor. Speaking of, I also have a distant cousin named, Sawada Tsunayoshi, who I refer to as Oppa. He's not my real brother but he treats me like a little sister and in return I treat him like my adorable big puppy.

Look, I may be much younger than him, like twelve, and he may be twenty-four, but it doesn't help my burning sadistic soul that he's a natural born saint. After all, he is the one who managed to make friends with that sociopathic pineapple, carnivorous skylark, and my Zio (kind of…) after he found out about being adopted. Like great fucking job Nonno, hide the truth and crush the dreams of a temperamental teenager. Wonderful hindsight! That Vongola Hyper Intuition is just really working great isn't it?

"Go back to your room please!"

As for my actual biological family, I have an Eomma and Appa. My Eomma gets sick often but don't let that fool you, she's a pure Korean woman and we're crazy as fuck. If you disrespect her in anyway (or me for that matter) we'll make your fucking balls retreat into your esophagus with a rice paddle. I guess I got most of my physical traits from her as I have her Asian looks (like her thin black hair) and I'm unable to go long periods of time without medication. At least my organs aren't as bad as Eomma's.

"Decima!"

As for my Appa, like uncle Sawada, he's related to the Vongola by blood but isn't directly related to Nonno. He calls himself a freelance Hitman but I know that if the Vongola is ever in a dire situation, he'll come and help in a heartbeat. He's a good man but he's never home so I'm not really sure of our relationship. (Goodness, is every man in our family destined to become ignorant fathers? Oppa, you better not become an asshole like the others).

"Decima! Stop running away!"

By the way, the asshole calling for me is one of the bodyguards hired to protect me a.k.a trap me in my fucking room! Look, I ain't knocking down the things I have-being grateful for things and shit. But I need human interaction dammit! My room consists of me, the air I breathe, and my fleeting youth unable to grace the world with my presence.

Anyways I'm currently running away from being put back in my prison by the guard that should have been fired already (seriously he is at least twice as old as me) but I doubt my stamina can last much longer. My organs aren't crippling weak like my eomma, but still not as strong as a normal person-thus the medication.

I'm currently staying at the Vongola main mansion in Italy for the Inheritance Ceremony (held in a month) for my Oppa but I'm only allowed to go outside during the ceremony with supervision-which is complete bullshit! I feel so trapped! God, can't they just make a fucking exception?

"Decima! Finally I caught up to you!" the guard said to me panting and out of breath. Shit. Okay, target has low stamina. Like really low. Low enough that he'll only outrun me of I escape head-on… Solution: Stroke the target's ego. First step in manipulation: confuse the target. "Let's return to your room, Decima."

"Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man!" I yelled as the man's brows furrowed a bit. Half from being ignored and half from trying to figure what the hell I was on.

Ignoring me he replied, "Decima, please refrain from leaving your room. We have strict orders from the Decimo to keep you safe. Let me escort you back" How adorable he thinks I'm going to go quietly. Step two: Act meek giving the target a false sense of security and accomplishment.

"You're right. I-I apologize for my behavior… It was very rude of me. I'll go back now…" The man looked relieved and turned around to lead me back into my room. Well that's his second mistake; the first being that I'm someone capable of apologizing to idiots like him.

Step three: Run. The very moment he took a step, I silently dashed towards Nonno's office (my usual hiding place because little grunts won't be able to find me so easily).

I power-walked (cause I used all my strength escaping) through the hallways until a familiar door came into view. I walked towards the large musk brown door and stretched my hand on my tippy-toes up to the golden handles. Needless to say, my 'not very big' physic is a pain in the ass.

As I was about to open the door I heard murmuring from the other side and like the creep I was, I decided to eavesdrop on their conversation. It's not my fault if they 'accidentally' spill some blackmail-worthy material. I perked up at the thought and leaned my ear as close to the door as possible and steadied my breathing (having and knowing the Vongola Intuition has its perks).

"-and their forces are growing immensely, Ninth." 'Oppa?' "And I highly doubt the Millefiore will wait any further to launch another attack."

'Millefiore? What are they talking about?' I tried to think if I'd ever heard of that name before but nothing came into mind. Also what attack!?

"I am well aware… However it is imperative she is unaware of all this." 'Nonno? Who's unaware of what?' "As the Tenth generation boss, Sawada Tsunayoshi, you must lead and protect the family."

'Wait. What? But Oppa isn't the boss yet. I thought his coronation was in a month…?'

"I understand. I took precautions and called Yuni and the Giglio Nero here early; they're currently staying at the West wing, Ninth. I've also notified the family to keep Valentina in her room for added insurance."

"Young Valentina is a smart girl, Tsunayoshi. She'll escape somehow."

'Nonno knows me well.'

I heard Oppa sigh. "I'm aware of her 'tendencies.' At least if she's away from the West wing it'll be fine. Although, like you Ninth, I sure she'll suspect something. However it's better if she finds out later when we at least have the machine ready."

"Are you aware of its progress?"

'Progress? Just what are they hiding?'

"I've called Renato-san already. He'll arrive today as long as nothing goes wrong. He's bringing Fon-san's pacifier to Yuni after he arrives. I'm sure by then Talbot will have the machine functioning. I also had Lambo and the Bonivo aid in Talbot's studies."

'Renato Samchon? Master Fon? Pacifier? Yuni? Talbot? Lambo? Bonivo? This is too much to take in! Hold up, I thought the Arcobaleno can't be far apart from their pacifiers… just what the hell is going on!?'

There was a long pause until Nonno let out an exasperated sigh. "I'm aware that I've been repeating this Tsunayoshi, but please be cautious. Your proposition is indeed very well thought through; however the undeniable fact that Valentina is the anchor of this entire plan is quite the risk. If anything goes wrong in the execution, I am unfortunately, with my old age, unable to aid you in any engagement against the enemy."

'What the fuck is going on? I-Is the Vongola at war or something? But why didn't they tell me?' Another silence dragged out as I was trying to collect my thoughts until Oppa said something:

"The outcome of this war is our family's victory, Ninth. Although that victory will be bitter-sweet, I believe in them and her. She is the wind that supports the sky along with the other elements; able to be the gentle breeze that aids the sky, yet able to rave a fierce gale at its enemies."

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She is the wielder of the wind flame…

Translations:

Appa (아빠)- An informal way of saying father in Korean; Dad

Eomma (엄마)- An informal way of saying mother in Korean; Mom

Oppa (오빠)- Brother in Korean

Samchon (삼촌)- Uncle in Korean

Nonno- Grandfather/ Grandpa in Italian

Zio- Uncle in Italian

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! If it's a bit slow, I'm sorry! But I need to establish some relationships and settings. Please comment any suggestions or thoughts you had! ( ^ㅅ^)/ Ciao~