Masta cheef adventurs
Craptar 1
Masta halo was ready for da drop from the shit kalled pilllir of ortumn. Sgt black jonstone sed ova his redario "masta u gota DROP in2 New Mombasa and capture tha covenant strunghald.";
Oits is a tuff job cuz dey have like 20000 scarabs dat all have lotsa nukes stapped to em. Masta this may b ur last mssion and u can retire afterwards on Fiji with lots of beautiful women dat suk u hard. Dey all want tosee u win. Get ouout der and show em whosboss
Chapta 2
Big gay lost and damned
i druped into da city into da middle of a covernunt battlz with da UNSC. Dey was winnin but i no cuz im masta cheef i can show dem who was bozz. Im da boss. So i thru a palsma gurnade nd it stuk onto a brut and he died. He exploded into a gizzlion peices. Den i spottd my trget. I went ova to chek it. I seen lots of da convenents arund da terminal. I new it wuz time to use my equipmnt. So i usd a bubl sheeld and the aleen threteners couldnt shoot me. Then i thur a pleslma gernade and they all died. Then crotana was teh terminal. Oh noes, cortani is da terminals
i new she wuz wurkin for de otha side.
Chapter 3
Chapter Of Obeisance Before Giving Breath To The Inert One In The Presence Of The CrescentShaped Horns
Kortana was alreadt naked, she wuz a spy but vry sexy. She laid down on the virtuaal bed make of purpal virtual and she spread herself 4 masta ceeef
Master Keifsrealy name was Kief, Kreif, Creif wuteva. Kief Vanhorn, brutha of Leyland vanhorn frum condemed. Kortana took the scheif on the bed and she swapped sides back because she falt baddd. ODST dropped unto da sky and attacked the scarab, a nuke aspoldaed . der wuz 2 much readiation and kortana becam tha zumbies. The world was demeaged f4eve, new monbasa was a reck. Nutin left apart from ruzzain tropps in seatle.
Chapter 4
Tearing them a new hole
My whol body feld liek it wuz been rippd apart...... all da matta was been ripped frum me. My hed was achin and my face was been seard away by da firz of hell. Den it stopd. Sexy baybee Miranda keys cam up 2 me in da medical facility of da pilla of autm. She cam down bye my face and she wus very sexy and had nice breats. "oh noes said cheef" am i ded?" no cheef ur not ded replid Miranda. Wut happnd? I aksd. i saw u on da batlefield and u lookd rly sexy. den deyhad sex. Deep penetration wuz juzt wut the doctor orderd for cheef,and he was bak on his feet in no time. He woke up da next day aftr a long rest, but it wuz all a dreem.
Chaopatr ate (7)
Lol the cheef was finally at the locaton and once the events happened he lost the soul cube that the doom guy gave hm but mars was not involved. The cuvaneant was lost its big ship(s0) so he went back to Fiji were thay gave him lots of women to have fun with. The hous was golden with big boat sails in the roof for safety of flood and lots of fire extungishars incase it burn.
Its was really good life. "sgt vanhorn, we need u 2 kill tha new threat"
Cheef replaied 'Here we go again" off 2 anutha adavneture
Tha mac guns were naw unline, i will geive dem bak der BOMM!!!!1!1!!