Unfair Circumstances

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Summary: Sasuke is after the whole team seven, so they've been separated and placed with a bodyguard, and it just so happens Sakura's bodyguard is her ex-boyfriend

This is simply to help me get out of my writers block, so you don't like, it wasn't meant to be my best piece of work. And if you do like it, I won't be updating often. Nobody wins!

Sakura stared at her reflection in her mirror with a frown, her pink hair had been dyed brown and her boobs had been taped down to make them even smaller, she didn't look like herself anymore, she looked like a boy!

"Ugh!" Her fist hit the mirror making it shatter into little pieces all over the floor in her room, why did this have to happen to her! Why did Sasuke have to do this... Stupid Sasuke! He was after them, Naruto, Kakashi, her... They were all going with one person in separate ways, of course this was Tsunades idea, and of course she got it while she was drunk. She also got the pairings at the same time, and she decided that pairing Sakura with her ex-Boyfriend was a good match, because if Sasuke didn't kill them, each other would. And to add insult to injury he made her wear his old outfit.

"Hey pink, ready to go?" She cringed, she turned around to see Kiba Inuzuka, her ex-lover (before being stolen away by a bitch named Ino) and bodyguard walk into the room, his markings covered with makeup that would never last.

"Inuzuka." She said bluntly and he smirked.

"Still hate me?" He raised an eyebrow, but obviously didn't care either way.

"Oh, no, wh-" She was cut off before she could finish her sassy sentence.

"Good, then lets roll!" He grabbed her wrist and started to drag her out the door of her room and out of her house to the busy streets of the village. She didn't bother struggling though, it wouldn't do anything except make him pissed, and she didn't feel like making this journey with a whiney wannabe man. "Hey Akamaru!" Kiba said as a black dog walked over to them.

"You really went all out for this..." She mumbled, a person dying their hair was one thing, dying a dog, well that was just cruel. The dog whined and gave her a nod.

"We had to princess, if you didn't know, your gay ex-teamate is after you." He stopped and smiled. "But hey, now that you look like a guy you might finally be able to get with him." He stuck out his tongue. She rolled her eyes, if there weren't so many people around she would punch him into oblivion.

"Shouldn't you be somewhere? Like maybe between your bitches legs perhaps?" He smirked and Akamaru whined some more.

"I'd like to be." He said looking up at the sky "But instead, I'm stuck with a girl with no boobs and a huge forehead." He poked it.

"Man-whore!"

"Better than a goody two-shoes!"

"Your such an idiot!"

"I was smart enough not to stay with you!" By that time they were at each others throats, ready to attack each other any second, until a whining Akamaru pushed them apart. "Your right Akamaru, she isn't worth it." Kiba crossed his arms and Sakura sighed, why couldn't they just pair her with Lee? His comments weren't half as annoying as Kiba's, in fact they were somewhat flattering.

"Hey Sakura!" A black haired boy shouted with a familiar annoying voice and started to run over.

"Way to blow our cover." Kiba muttered as he ran a hand through his spiky bed head hair. The boy stopped before he tackled her to the ground, smiling a goofy smile.

"Naruto?" Sakura said skeptically, but when she did the boy glowed even more.

"Yup, that's right!" He said putting his hands behind his head. He started to blush "Say, Sakura-chan, when this is over do you wan-"

"My cherry blossom!" A person resembling Lee ran over, did everyone know who she was? If so this was a crap disguise. He stopped in front of her with hearts in his eyes, his hair now red... But his eyebrows were still black. 'Disturbing' she thought to herself. "My cherry blossom! I promise I will protect you with the power of youth!" Naruto gave Lee a blank stare.

"Hey! Your my bodyguard!" Shouted Naruto.

"Yeah and I'm her bodyguard." Kiba growled, showing his fangs. She looked over at him and saw a hint of jealousy on his face and rage in his eyes, what was that about?

"You don't scare me dog boy!" Lee put his hands on his hips and showed his creepy bleach white teeth that shined, in other words his creepy smile.

"Kiba doesn't scare anyone." Mumbled Naruto just loud enough for him to hear.

Whack

Naruto went flying into the wall of her house and Lee looked at her with a scared expression, but for once it wasn't her doing the damage.

"Kiba! That was my house!" She screeched.

"Was being the keyword." He flashed her a smile, why did he have to be so dang difficult? She shook her head and ran over to Naruto who had left an extremely big dent in the side of her house. Though he appeared to be unharmed he looked dizzy for some odd reason, did he spiral when he was in the air, now that would have been a sight.

"Sakura..." Naruto said weakly.

"Yeah?" Her emerald green eyes looked into his blue ones.

"You..." He took a breath. "Look like a guy." Kiba burst out into laughter behind her along with a snickering Akamaru, they really were brothers.

"Naruto!"

Smack

She slapped him clear across the cheek making him whimper. His cheek already turning red in some places forming a crude hand mark. She jumped up and stomped away, leaving a heartbroken Lee, a hurting Naruto, and an idiot who seemed like he would die from laughter at any moment.

"Aww Sakura, baby!" Kiba called after her, but made no movement whatsoever. She ignored him, why did all men have to be such assholes? Well... Maybe not Lee, he'd be perfect if he would pluck those damn eyebrows, and stop with the power of youth thing. Shaking her head she looked around and realized she was right outside the Yamanaka flower shop, she looked through the window to see Ino, the bitch who stole Kiba... With a big round belly.

"She's fucking pregnant!" Sakura yelled in shock making a few people look at her oddly, but she didn't care, she just stared through the window like some kind of stalker, she couldn't blink, she couldn't move, she just felt like crying. How could Kiba get her pregnant, it hadn't even been a year since they broke up.

"Aww, what's wrong Sakura baby?" She didn't bother turning her head, she knew who it was. And she wanted him to go away, even though she knew he wouldn't. He walked in front of her, blocking her view of the fat pig. He moved closer and put his arm around her waist, lowering his head he looked directly into her eyes. She couldn't help but feel embarrassed, she was almost sure he could hear her heart beating, not to mention the reddening of her face. "I think I know why our relationship didn't work." He whispered.

"W-why?" She was blushing dramatically.

"Because." He licked his lips. "You look better as a guy." He smirked.

"Dammit Kiba!" She punched him and made him go flying into the flower shop, breaking the window. Why the hell did he have to be like that! He was so seductive, and then that train wreck.

"Kiba-kun!" She heard the pregnant whale screech before running over to him.

"Ahhh, he's fine, you can't kill a cockroach with something like that..." She mumbled to herself.

Sakura walked behind Kiba and the now black Akamaru, staring at Kiba's back, would it hurt if she poked it? He did have to get allot of glass removed before they left so it probably would.

Poke

"Ow! What the hell!" He turned around and faced her. "What was that for!" He spat.

"I was bored." She said bluntly with a smile, it was very fun to piss off Kiba, or any idiot for that matter.

"Why couldn't they pair you with somebody else." Kiba groaned and slapped his forehead.

"I've been asking myself that question for hours now." Sakura mumbled. He stared at her and sighed.

"Listen Sakura, we're going to be traveling together, so I think we should settle our difference." He ran a and through his already messy hair.

"Good idea." Sakura smiled, 'one of the few good ideas he's ever had' She thought to herself.

"Okay then, now, say your sorry for punching me through a window." He crossed his arms.

"What? Why!" She yelled.

"Because this is all your fault!" He spat back.

"No it isn't!"

"Yes it is!"

"You ignorant asshole!"

"You stuck up bitch!"

Whack

Next thing she knew Kiba went flying into the trees. She sighed, she would have to go look for him wouldn't she?

"Screw that idea." She mumbled and sat on the ground, she wasn't going to look for him, he brought it on himself. Akamaru started to whine and nudged her. "I know... But he'll be okay, he has a thick skull." The white (now black) dog barked at her. She was lucky he didn't attack her, but for the two years her and Kiba had dated Akamaru and her had become close. "She could have paired me with anybody! But no instead she paired me with a stupid, selfish mutt who would probably be dead if he didn't mooch off of others!" She took a breath. "And you Akamaru.".

The dog faintly smiled. Even though she couldn't understand Akamaru he was one of the only things she could actually have a civilized conversation with, which was sad if you thought about it. He was also one of the only people she wouldn't punch, mainly because he never pissed her off.

"Urgh." Kiba stumbled out of the trees and frowned. "Your lucky I didn't die! I slammed against a tree headfirst!" He snapped.

"See Akamaru, I told you he had a thick skull." She started to play with her now brown hair.

"Bitch." Kiba mumbled as he stumbled over to the two.

"No Kiba, I'm a guy now remember." She smiled and looked over at Akamaru. "He must be gender confused.".

"Your just angry I left you for someone sexy." He picked her off of the ground and started to carry her bridal-style., this wasn't a damn honeymoon.

"No, you just left me for a whore. Speaking of whores isn't she pregnant?" He nodded. "And here I thought you were always shooting blanks."

"No, my sperm just didn't like you." He grinned.

"We've never had sex you idiot!"

"Oh, right..." He stopped, and looked at her. She rather enjoyed being carried, lounging around and doing nothing was fun sometimes. He shook his head. "Why do you have to be so difficult.".

"Because we're not dating anymore." She started to pinch his cheek. "Kiba-kun." She winked and he dropped her. "Ow..."

"Get over yourself." He walked away.

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