JS: This fic completely and totally plays up on Harry Potter's ONLY
female main character. Even though only 3 of our member read Harry Potter.
*looks at AI, LF, and smiles smugly.* Anyway everyone else still helped
after we explained stuff to them cause they're air heads. I also want to
appologize to Ja Rule and J-Lo for mutilating their song even though I
wanted to do a song by Avril Lavigne who is the best beep beep beep. *
looks around to see who is beeping out her words. Sees no one* Any way
Avril is the most beep beep beep. *Looks around again* Who the beep beep
beep is doing that. Hey cut beep beep beep. I DIDN"T EVEN SAY ANYTHING BAD
THAT BEEP BEEP BEEP. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *looks around as the long beep
continues non stop. Pulls back a curtain and finds Spiced Up sugar behind
it woth a romote control beeper holding down the button on it and laughing
uncontroalbly.*
J.S.: *clears her throat*
1 SUS: *looks up and smiles innoncently* ah……now onto the fic *runs*
Ginny found Hermione in the Library and ran to her.
"What's wrong Hermy?"
"He..he….he broke up with me!"
"Again?" Hermione nodded.
"But this time for good."
Ginny felt mad. Victor and Hermione had been dating on a of for a while but she had never cried like this.
The next day Ginny looked for Hermione and found her in the common room.
"How you feeling Herm?"
"Confused."
"Huh? Why?"
"He wants be back. He says that he's sorry and he really loves me."
"WHAT!"
Hermione nodded. "He's coming to Hogwarts tonight."
"Your not going to take him back are you??"
"Of course not but…….I don't know how to tell him."
Ginny sat silently for a while then suddently she jumped. "I have the perfect idea. My friend gave me this muggle c.d. and player and….oh just follow me." Ginny dragged Hermione to the girl's common room.
All of The Three Broom Sticks was noisy and Victor was sitting at a table waiting for Hermione. He was very smug about how he had played her for a fool and how she had practically begged him to come here. All of the sudden Ginny came to the front of the room.
Ladies and Gentlemen." She shouted and everyone quieted down. "We have a special preformer tonight. Please put your hands together for Hermione Hot Stuff Granger." There was cheers as a stage appeared and Victor stared surprised to see Harry Potter standing on the stage in muggle jeans and a black t-shirt. Music started and Harry began to rap:
Ha, ha it must be the ass
That got me like damn
If they get any fatter
Man the Potter
Gonna hafta get at her
And our situation won't matter
I come to make you smile
In the freakiest matters
Herm to ione
Hello, no I'm not be
Harmin' y'alls wall
I'm the rule in the shot call
Off the wall
Like MJ in his early days
It's the achin' Granger now
Hermione appeared in a pair of tight jean flare pants that sparkled, a blue bellie shirt. Her hair was long and straight and her lips were glossy. She began to sing in a perfect voice:
Hermione: It's been awhile since
You came around
Now ya wanna see
What's goin' down
Tryin' to tell me
Why ya want my time
Tryin' to tell me
How I'm on your mind
See it never had
To be this way
You should've never played
The game you played
Now I'm seein' that
You're kinda lame
Knowin how
The situation change
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
I remember
How you walked away
Even when I tried
To call your name
See at first
I didn't understand
Now you're lookin'
Like a lonely man
I remember how you
Did me wrong
And now you're hurtin'
'Cause my love is gone
Everybody gets
A chance to burn
You can take it
As a lesson learned
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Harry: Double dose my
Fly by, red line
Touch the roast side
Oh I, never been
A sucker for chill Ja
Spit the ism, hit em
Get rid of em, and
You know Tae
Get it gully, and
Ain't that funny
How they want me
See me workin' wit money
But Cali ain't a dummy
What these brodies
Want from me?
'Cause all I got is G Hermione
And Murda I.N.C.
Hermione: I really wish
You wouldn't send me gifts
Tryin' to make me
Sit and reminisce
Tryin' to blind me
With your blingin' bling
Thought I told you
Love don't cost a thing
Hope you realise
That now I'm through
And I don't ever wanna
Hear from you
I had enough of
Bein' there for you
Now I'm laughin'
Why you play the fool?
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby, is that your girlfriend?
I got my boyfriend
Harry and Hermione: But maybe
We can be friends
La, da, da, da, da, da
Hermione: Baby, I got my boyfriend
Is that your girlfriend?
Harry and Hermione: But maybe
We can be friends
La, da, da, da, da, da
Everyone applauded and Hermione bowed and went to Victor. "Sorry Victor it's over." Hermione laughed "Ain't that funny." Hermione turned and walked away with Ginny and Harry.
J.S.: *clears her throat*
1 SUS: *looks up and smiles innoncently* ah……now onto the fic *runs*
Ginny found Hermione in the Library and ran to her.
"What's wrong Hermy?"
"He..he….he broke up with me!"
"Again?" Hermione nodded.
"But this time for good."
Ginny felt mad. Victor and Hermione had been dating on a of for a while but she had never cried like this.
The next day Ginny looked for Hermione and found her in the common room.
"How you feeling Herm?"
"Confused."
"Huh? Why?"
"He wants be back. He says that he's sorry and he really loves me."
"WHAT!"
Hermione nodded. "He's coming to Hogwarts tonight."
"Your not going to take him back are you??"
"Of course not but…….I don't know how to tell him."
Ginny sat silently for a while then suddently she jumped. "I have the perfect idea. My friend gave me this muggle c.d. and player and….oh just follow me." Ginny dragged Hermione to the girl's common room.
All of The Three Broom Sticks was noisy and Victor was sitting at a table waiting for Hermione. He was very smug about how he had played her for a fool and how she had practically begged him to come here. All of the sudden Ginny came to the front of the room.
Ladies and Gentlemen." She shouted and everyone quieted down. "We have a special preformer tonight. Please put your hands together for Hermione Hot Stuff Granger." There was cheers as a stage appeared and Victor stared surprised to see Harry Potter standing on the stage in muggle jeans and a black t-shirt. Music started and Harry began to rap:
Ha, ha it must be the ass
That got me like damn
If they get any fatter
Man the Potter
Gonna hafta get at her
And our situation won't matter
I come to make you smile
In the freakiest matters
Herm to ione
Hello, no I'm not be
Harmin' y'alls wall
I'm the rule in the shot call
Off the wall
Like MJ in his early days
It's the achin' Granger now
Hermione appeared in a pair of tight jean flare pants that sparkled, a blue bellie shirt. Her hair was long and straight and her lips were glossy. She began to sing in a perfect voice:
Hermione: It's been awhile since
You came around
Now ya wanna see
What's goin' down
Tryin' to tell me
Why ya want my time
Tryin' to tell me
How I'm on your mind
See it never had
To be this way
You should've never played
The game you played
Now I'm seein' that
You're kinda lame
Knowin how
The situation change
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
I remember
How you walked away
Even when I tried
To call your name
See at first
I didn't understand
Now you're lookin'
Like a lonely man
I remember how you
Did me wrong
And now you're hurtin'
'Cause my love is gone
Everybody gets
A chance to burn
You can take it
As a lesson learned
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Harry: Double dose my
Fly by, red line
Touch the roast side
Oh I, never been
A sucker for chill Ja
Spit the ism, hit em
Get rid of em, and
You know Tae
Get it gully, and
Ain't that funny
How they want me
See me workin' wit money
But Cali ain't a dummy
What these brodies
Want from me?
'Cause all I got is G Hermione
And Murda I.N.C.
Hermione: I really wish
You wouldn't send me gifts
Tryin' to make me
Sit and reminisce
Tryin' to blind me
With your blingin' bling
Thought I told you
Love don't cost a thing
Hope you realise
That now I'm through
And I don't ever wanna
Hear from you
I had enough of
Bein' there for you
Now I'm laughin'
Why you play the fool?
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby that you want me
When you had me
Love is crazy
I'm glad I can smile and say
Ain't that funny
Baby, is that your girlfriend?
I got my boyfriend
Harry and Hermione: But maybe
We can be friends
La, da, da, da, da, da
Hermione: Baby, I got my boyfriend
Is that your girlfriend?
Harry and Hermione: But maybe
We can be friends
La, da, da, da, da, da
Everyone applauded and Hermione bowed and went to Victor. "Sorry Victor it's over." Hermione laughed "Ain't that funny." Hermione turned and walked away with Ginny and Harry.