Cousins are a such a drag
Ch.1 breakfast time
Authors note: I'm guessing this is the part were I blab about how I don't own Naruto or any anime of any matter. Well…. I don't own any thing especially Naruto
(Neji's pov)
I don't hate my cousins, even if seems like I do I don't. It's six in the morning and we have early combat practice in the courtyard, I couldn't sleep at all last night due to Hanabi's loud obnoxious music she played over and over again, I swear if she plays
"Say Yeah" by Motto Miracle Night I'm going to scream!!
She doesn't even sing in key either like listing to Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas special.
I wish I can just lie in bed and close my eyes and wish I was some where else
Any way I wonder what Hinata is doing she been really quite and I mean real quite.
(End of Neji's pov)
Neji continued to lie in bed as his room was vibrating from Hanabi's jam session. Unfortunately for him Hanabi's room is above his which he found it so annoying and unfair since Hinata's room was located on the other side of the house which was all most sound proof walls.
"THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE"! Neji yelled in frustration as he jolted out of bed, and ran out of his room and ran up stairs to Hanabi's room.
Out of breath from all the running and anger he came to her door which had a pink sign that said Knock before entering In Princess Hanabi's Room that had a floral lighter pink background. Neji rolled his eyes and bragged in like a police. "Turn you damn music off now", Neji ordered as he wacth the youngest Hyuuga jumping up and down on her bed.
"NO!" Hanabi yelled as she popped a handful of M&M's in her mouth.
"TURN IT DOWN NOW DON'T MAKE ME HURNT YOU"! Neji yelled
"Make me, Neji-chan" Hanabi replied coolly as she changed the suffix ending of his name and stuck her tongue at him angrily.
"Oh really "Neji questioned rudely as he sprinted toward her red stereo and unplugged it and threw it out the window which, made a loud crashing noise.
"WTF"!! Hanabi yelled as she looked out of her broken window and her busted stereo which had smoke coming out of it.
After Neji heard her say that he bonked her on the head and replied "Don't use such language around here" and left the room.
Finally some silence Neij Thought as he walked back down stairs and back to his room where he changed into his normal clothing for training which were black pants, which were slightly baggy and a black t-shirt.
So fare so good the house was quite like it's supposed to be.
As Neji made his way toward the kitchen, which smelled really good he saw a very angry looking Hanabi sitting at the breakfast table but, not letting the glaring from her get to him he simply shrugged it off and went to the kitchen where he saw Hinata making breakfast.
"Oh-h um good m-morning Neji-nisan "Hinata studded as she began making omelets
"Morning I guess" Neji replied as he wacth Hinata make breakfast.
"Hanabi looks upset did some thing happen"? Hinata question "I head a loud crashing noise this morning; I thought some one was trying to break in the house".
"Every things fine" Neji retorted sternly as he pulled out some plates and chopsticks.
"Oh-h um ok "Hinata mumbled as pre-paired the tea.
(Hinata'sPOV)
Yeah right Neji I'm not blind I head every single word this morning and you and Hanabi have been at it with one another for days.
Why can't you two just get along with one another?
Today's breakfast look very good today I pre-pair some ham and cheese omelets
Some rice balls and I chopped up some fresh fruit that I bought from the market the other day.
I really hope that they like this a lot I'm trying to convert Hanabi to eat more healthier
And to eat fewer sweets like those M&Ms she keeps up in her room.
Every time I give her some of my money that I earn from missions she always runs to the candy shop and buys the king size bags of M&Ms.
Father told me that it was just a phase and she'll grow out of it eventually but no progress has seem to be made, I'd say she addicted to M&Ms.
Well it looks like breakfast is ready and from the looks of my cousin and little sister they seem glad too.
(End of Hinata's POV)
The three Hyuuga's sat at the table in silence eating their breakfast. Hanabi kept glaring at Neji and Neji continued to ignore her childish acts.
"What's wrong Hanabi?" Hinata said as she broke the silence
"THE FOOD IS GREAT SIS BUT I HAVE A PROMBLEM WITH NEJI-CHAN BREAKING MY GOD DAMN STEREO".! Hanabi yelled as she flings a piece of a strawberry towards Neji's face.
"DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH LIKE THAT YOU WANNA BE UMPALUMPA"!!
Neji screamed as he threw his tea on Hanabi. "EATING CHOCOLATE LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE"!! as Neji activated his byakugan.
"Umm…uh.. How about every just calm down a bit…o-ok"…Hinata mumbled nervously but it was too late Hanabi and Neji both had some food in each of their hands and yelled….
"FOOD FIGHT"!!
"Hey you two.. sto-"Hinata pleaded but it was no use son rice and eggs flew in the air like a juggling act. Tea splattered on the walls and over tables many variety of fruit covered the floor.
The only thing that Hinata could do was to duck in cover and hope that she doesn't get hit with an apple or splashed with hot green tea.
Every thing was about to die down when Hanabi ran out of fruit to throw at Neji with but It didn't instead she ran into the kitchen and came out with four cans of whipped cream a bowl of pudding and last nights leftovers of pork ramen and a veggie stew.
Crap Hinata thought this thing is never going to end and were already late for practice as it is when father returns where not going to see the out side of the house for a long time. I have to stop this now. Hinata was under the table in and decided to crawl very slowly to Hanabi like if she was on a real mission as shinobi would do.
"Take this Neji-chan "! Hanabi yelled as she grabs the bowl of pudding and got into position to throw it at Neji. "HANABI CHAN PLEASES STOP"!! Hinata yelled as she ran toward her but it was to late…SPLAT!! A big glob of banana pudding hurdled at her and it was too late to run the glob of pudding coved her whole face and part of her head.
Their was an awkward silence and Neji came out of hiding to see a better view of the messy scene and from Neji's view it wasn't pretty and to make things worst he stared laughing .
"It not funny "Hinata said in a very stern voice as she whipped the glop of banana off her face.
"Oh yes it is" Neji laughed even harder practically rolling around on the floor holding his stomach.
"It's not funny" Hinata said once more getting really angry about Neji's childish behavior then Hinata stared growling.
(Hanabi's POV)
Holy crap just as I though Hinata is PO and Neji is making it worst , I have to admit I have never seen Hinata look so upset I better run and hide some where.
(End of Hanabi's POV)
Faster than a speeding bullet Hanabi tried to make a break out of the dinning room but was stopped when Neji grabbed her by the arm and pulled her down which caused her to slip and fall down on a sticky omelet.
Hinata still standing their with an expression off rage.
"She's like a bomb that's about to go off at any seconded" Neij replied with amusement.
"One"
"Two"
"three" YOU" ALL ARE SO DEAD! "" Hinata yelled as she used some of the pudding in her long hair and tossed it at Hanabi and Neji who did not have time to react because of Hinata's surprising out bust of rage. The two tired to calm Hinata down but it just made her furious so in the end Hinata chased around the kitchen and dinning room area.
"It's the apocalypse" Neji exclaimed "Hinata has finally lost it "he yelled as he notice that Hinata was ganging on them.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YA'KNOW!" Hanabi shouted as she and Neji turned around another corner of the room.
Hanabi had to stop running it was just too much for her to keep up with Neji and to her luck it wasn't actually her that Hinata was pursuing it was Neji so she decided to follow and help Hinata instead.
"Damn trader"Neji thought as he ran out of the dinning room and towards the court yard and he would of made it outside of the house if Hinata hadn't of tackled him down on the ground.
Soon the two of the Hyuuga's were wreasling with one another in the mud in front of the Hyuuga compound.