The moronic battle.
The two of them, grouling pain its spread.
The third one said,"Off with his head."
While the other one shoots,the first spins like heck.
The third one spits lazers on the back of his neck.
The bandicoot prime, and the potoroo composite.
The third is cowardly and hides in the closet.
The micro-chip removed, and the spare parts taken.
The burly one can sometimes be quite shaken.
The first uses sponges, the second,grape fruit.
The first with no money,the second has all the loot.
The fruit stains,the sponges,the wet slimey mess.
The first full of laughter,the second of stress.
The door swung open, and a girl sauntered in.
She said,"I have a limerick for all of my kin,"
"It fits just the situation you two are in."
Two creatures got a thought in there head,
that a silly war would decide who I'de wed.
Whilest they battled their bout,
the secret had gotten out...
Cortex smiled in the corner.
Though the situation is out of order.
"AND BOTH OF YOU MORONS ARE DEAD"
She had shouted, while the two made up,
and had been forced to eat sour krout...ed.