High School Musical: The Events after the Films, a long Synopsis

As planned Troy goes to Berkeley and Gabrielle to Albuquerque. Five weeks into their first semester he goes and visits Gabby. However when he's walking around campus, her hall of residence and the local shops with her, he finds that his appearance is met by stares. Hmmm… suspicious. On the Sunday morning of that visit he decides to surprise Gabs by getting her favourite Starbucks Coffee for her to wake up to. Whilst in line someone taps him on the shoulder

"Are you dating Gabrielle Montez?" the stranger inquires.

It turns out that, according to our rather geek-sheek'd informant, she's been sending naked, posed photo of herself to a mathematical science major, who's African-American and as true as the stereotype rather well hung.

"I don't believe you" He scoffs, his manly pride insulted, and walks away after getting his piss-like coffee and taking it with him.

This little incident if forgotten until another month later when troy is at Gabrielle's again. Whilst lying on the sofa waiting for her to get back from picking up an assignment from a friends, he reaches for the remote only to realize his impressive Gluteus Maximus has pushed the remote inside the couch. Reaching down, he feels something thin, and made of cotton.

'Must be a shirt or something' he thinks as he proceeds to pull it out of the sofa. But, what he pulls out is not a shirt – but a pair of boxer-briefs that are large and even a little stretched out from something large fitting inside it.

"Gabrielle!" He cries as she walks back in, empty handed "What is the meaning of this!" He waves about the underwear stained with some sort of whitish goo.

"They're yours!" She pleads.

"No they're not! Boxer-briefs make me feel as if someone has a firm and uncomfortable grip on my balls! I never wear them!" At this she had no answer.

"Well" He shat himself screaming "are you cheating on me?" she said nothing so he stormed out of the apartment without grabbing his things or putting his shoes on and went back to Berkeley.

Gabrielle and Troy did not contact each other for another five weeks, when they did talk, it was face to face when Gabbi knocked on the door of his student residence.

"Troy" she said throatily, her eyes red and swollen like a baboon that's taken it hard "I'm pregnant."

He stared at her for a moment.

"No." and he slammed his door, because he knew the baby wasn't his. Because he lost his balls using a super strength hoover to masturbate; it ripped his balls right off; the ones he has are actually silicone.

The baby was actually the well-hung African-American mathematical science major's.