Explanation

This was written so my inner fan would not explode before this Friday.

Nope, don't own PoT. Do I have to do this every time?

x Explanation x 300 words.

'Fuji! Fuji! Over here!'

Fuji Syusuke heard somebody calling him, and looked over with slight disbelief to see the usually composed Atobe Keigo waving his hands frantically at him from a table outside a café. The table had two chairs, so Fuji sat himself down in one. Fuji smiled and asked, 'So what made you invite me to tea with you today, Atobe?'

Atobe looked around, as if worried about eavesdroppers. He then said quietly, but in an annoyed voice, 'Ryoma refused my date on Friday.'

Fuji smiled widely, and asked innocently, 'So this isn't a regular occurrence?'

'Of course not!' Atobe's voice was at a normal level again as he continued, 'Sometimes he's busy, of course, but then he always agrees for another day. But when I asked him on a date, he refused to come with me for the whole weekend, including Friday.'

'Maybe he's busy.' Fuji offered an explanation. 'Maybe relatives are visiting.'

Atobe then glared at nobody in particular, scaring away the waiter who was about to pick up his empty plates. He said angrily, 'He's busy with this other guy.'

Fuji looked at Atobe in surprise. 'Another guy?'

'And he was furious with me when I told him that I didn't know who he was!' Atobe's voice was raised as he continued ranting, 'And then he said that he wouldn't talk to me until I apologized. Apologize for what? Not knowing his new boyfriend? Why would I know that stupid guy's name anyway? He told me to come ask you to explain.' Suddenly, Atobe looked very doubtful of Fuji. 'Do you know him too?' Atobe said accusingly.

Fuji then questioned, 'What was his name then?'

'Harry Potter.'

Fuji said reassuringly, 'You don't have to worry. Harry's already taken.'

Atobe wasn't reassured. 'By who?'

'Draco Malfoy.' x owari

x omake

Atobe opened Firefox on his computer, fuming. He would get that Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy if it was the last thing he did.

He typed 'Harry Potter' into the search engine, and looked at the results.

He pulled out his cellphone, and called.

'Ryoma? ... I'm sorry.'

'Stupid Monkey King... but I suppose you're ... maybe better than Harry Potter, if it makes you feel better.'

'Maybe?'

x x x

How was it? I know I'm insane. It's obvious. xD But my Harry Potter fangirl was dying and I needed to get something out before July 21... xD Please review? Pretty please?

Flames and criticism welcome! This is crack though. xD - awinchan