Beware the Fandoms

by BookWarrior23

This is a poem I wrote just for fun warning TV shows and movies about our ways as the crazy obsessed fandoms we are. I hope you enjoy it. Note: This is not to offend anyone. It's just supposed to make you smile or even laugh out loud. Most of it is exaggerated anyway.

Beware the fandoms
The fangirls are watching
Don't show any weakness
Don't be strong or silent
Don't show any affection

Beware the fangirls
They'll tear you apart
And torture you too
They'll manipulate your mind
To make you love them
And they'll return in kind

Beware the OCs
The ones not written well
The Mary-Sues
Their only weakness is you
You'll love the OC to the end of time
Only to have the Mary Sue
Torn from your arms
By an enemy

Beware the Fandoms, Harry Potter
Beware the Fangirls, One Direction
Beware the Fanfiction, Star Wars
Beware the RP, Supernatural
Beware the Sherlockians
And the Trekkies
Run for your lives
We're coming for you