Heylo, thanks for coming to read !
Um, I thought I'd try to write something a bit different.
The beginning is a bit weird, but it will all make sense.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yugi or Tasuki but they are both awesome!
"THE LEGION OF A ROCK!
Once there was a lonely man who didn't know what to do with himself, so he climbed a rock. This rock was called Hato because it had a raging population of pigeons.
This man sat at the edge of Hato rock and stared into space for a few days. When he became crazy from hunger and thirst, a little white dove told him to,
'EAT THE PIGEONS…'
The man briefly wondered where the dove came from. But nevertheless he did what it asked because he had nothing better to do. Years after eating birds, there weren't many pigeons left, so they changed the name of the rock to the man's name.
TAMAHOME ROCK."
"So, Tama lama is on a mountain. Geez. He is such a drama queen!" Tasuki snorted into the polite waiters face.
"And you said that the… ahhhh… Tamahome rock is nearby."
The waiter, who was being stared down by his boss in the corner of the pub for not waiting on the other tables, sweated profusely.
"Yes sir, right behind this inn.Just keep climbing till you reach the top, I assure you that Tamahome is still there. Now I must go, " he spun around and waited on a gang of drunk men that were twirling around in their stools.
"How rude! Who saved your asses in the war of Kanazono?"
(There was no war of Kanazono)
Tasuki left without paying the tip or bill. He giggled at himself as helooked at the mountain.
"Tama, Tama, Tama! You old fool. Ha, Ha."
He stood at the bottom of the mountain and stretched his limbs getting really to tackle the mountainside.
Sweat, tears and blood (although I'm not quite sure where the blood came from) dripped down his shirt and step-by-step he hauled himself towards the top. The air was becoming dense and Tasuki coughed to him,
"I'll save you Tama, who's the looney now? Tsk, you don't need Miaka to make you happy. YA GOT ME!"
And as he reached the top Tasuki looked around. The fog was as thick as his head and not as brightly colored.
"Huh? Where is the sucker?"
But the only sucker on that mountaintop was the tipsy Tasuki who chased a story that a "polite" waiter told him. How's he gonna get down I wonder?
And that's the end of that…blah…blah…blah
Tell me if you liked it.