Four Fun Games For Amusement – A Random Story

By MagenKyotenChiten

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, I would be a millionaire and make Itachi a good guy!

Summary: Some OCNESS. What happens when Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro, are bored on a Friday Night and decided to play 4 games fun games: Truth or Dare, Spin The Bottle, Seven Minutes in Heaven, and M.A.S.H for amusement. But things start to get out of control...

a/n: My second Naruto fanficton! No Darkness, No Tragedies, Just Humor in this story! I hope you like it.

Oh Yeah, Sasuke in this story does not betray Konoha and go with Orochimaru.

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Four Fun Games For Amusement Chapter 1: Truth or Dare, Part 1

It was a hot Friday night, while the Naruto gang was at Sakura's house to watch a movie. But things were not going well.

Naruto was screaming, "Work! Damn it! Stupid fucking VCR! Sakura-Chan, You should have bought a DVD player they work SO much better." while shaking Sakura's VCR VERY hard.

Sasuke was very annoyed with Naruto. His stoic face had a vein popping out in annoyance. "Dobe. Your probably doing it all wrong and don't know how operate it."

Kiba and Akamaru were also very annoyed with Naruto, So was Neji, who looked like he was going to explode. For once they agreed with Sasuke.

And so, the all three of them tries to take the VCR away from Naruto, all of them squabbling like a bunch of chickens over Sakura's VCR, with Tenten looking at them, shaking her at them.

"Idiots. She thought.

Chouji was pigging out and raiding Sakura's fridge. "Yummy! Sakura, this miso soup is so good! So is the sushi, pizza, lasagna, garlic bread, cheesecake, Dango, Udon, Ramen, Soba, Tempura, Korokke, Okonomiyaki, Omu-Soba, Yakisoba, Fried Chicken, Onigiri, Sashimi..."

Pretty soon, there would be nothing left to eat in Sakura's fridge.

Shikamaru was just sitting in the middle of the couch, looking very bored. He sighed, thinking " Feh. So troublesome."

On of the side of Couch, Ino was sitting next Shikamaru, who was glaring at Temari, who was sitting on the other side of Shikamaru. Temari was glaring right back. Both of them were fighting over Shikamaru. There was electricity between both of them, each poised for a Catfight, Claws out, over the man that they both loved. Both prepared not to lose. With Kankuro screaming "CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!"

"Bitch."

"Bigger Bitch."

" Stupid Slut."

"Stupider Slut."

And so on it went...

Lee was rambling about youthfulness. Hinata was frozen in place, red in the face, looking like she was going to faint. Because Naruto said two words to her, "Hi! Hinata."

"N-NNaruto-kun." She Stutters.

Shino was just standing there, with his mysterious coat and shades, being... himself, Shino.

Then Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, and Neji break Sakura's VCR.

And Gaara was sitting in the corner of the room, trying to mediate, with his eyebrow twitching. He couldn't meditate, because it was too damn noisy. He was very annoyed. He was on the verge on letting Shukaku out, and go on a killing spree...

When, Suddenly Sakura loses it. "STOP IT! YOU MORONS." She roars, punching a hole in the floor.

Everyone is frozen. All is silent for a moment.

"Um. Sakura, We... Neji, teme, Kiba, and I broke err... your uh. Um. VCR." Said Naruto

"Hey! Who are you calling we?" Kiba, Neji, and Sasuke ask.

"He broke it!"

"No he did!"

" It was all his fault!"

"It was dobe's fault."

Neji, Sasuke, Kiba, and Naruto all point accusing fingers at each other.

All is silent again.

Sakura bonks Neji, Sasuke, and Naruto on the Head.

She is ticked off. "You broke my VCR! You stupid dumbasses. Now what we suppose do now? We were suppose to watch Scary Movie 4 tonight!" She screams, waving the Video.

"THINK! You morons of what can we do tonight!"

All was silent again, the third time that night.

10 minutes passed...

Flies were buzzing

Then...a light bulb went off Ino's head! " I've got it. Let's play truth or dare. It's a very fun game where one player starts the game by asking another player "Truth or Dare? If the player says truth, the player who asked that player the question will ask that person an embarrassing personal question. Or if the player replies dare, the other player dares the other person do something embarrassing." She Shouts.

All is silent for the 4th time that night.

"Anyone got any better ideas?" Sakura asks?

All is silent for the 5th time that night.

" All in favor of playing truth or dare raise their right hand." Sakura tells everyone.

All 15 right hands were raised.

"That's everyone. So, we were playing truth or dare. Who goes first? " Sakura says.

" I say Naruto should go first, because he broke VCR, so we couldn't watch Scary Movie 4." Shouts Choji, spraying crumbs all over the place, while shoving lays chips in mouth.

Mummers in agreement were heard all over the room.

"B-bbbut. It was Sasuke-teme's, Neji, and Kiba's fault too." Naruto protests.

"Ok. Then Naruto going first." Ino says looking board.

" I get to ask him though, because he broke my VCR." Sakura says, an evil grin spreading over her face, clearly thinking of the most embarrassing dares or questions she gives Naruto.

Naruto gulps.

" Ok. Naruto. Truth or Dare?" Sakura says evilly, who was currently in evil inner Sakura mode.

" Dare." He bravely replies.

" Shit, I am doing the right thing? Should have I picked truth? Knowing Sakura she is going to give me a very evil, evil dare. But, maybe she won't do that because she knows how much she likes me. Hehheh hehheh. No! I'm screwed." Naruto thinks, while spazzing out inside.

"... I dare you to..." Sakura whips out a karaoke machine... "Sing along and dance with the closest person near you to the song "Every time We Touch." by Cascada.

Could things get any worst for Naruto? The closest person to Naruto was Sasuke.

Naruto tries to scoot far away from Sasuke. But Sakura isn't stupid she notices. " Naruto, nice try. But the closest person to you was Sasuke. So you're going to have to dance/seduce Sasuke." She says while cackling evilly.

" Oh God. This is going to be hell." Naruto thinks.

" Shit." Sasuke grumbles.

Everyone is sitting upright in his or her seats. They just can't wait to see this; even Gaara is watching Naruto and Sasuke intently.

Sakura turns karaoke machine on, and "Every time We Touch." By Cascada starts blaring. Naruto slowly picks up the microphone, gets closer to Sasuke, and starts to sing.

I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me

I still feel your touch in my dreams

Forgive me my weakness but I don't know why

Without you it's hard to survive.

He slowly circles Sasuke with a very serious look on his face, and cups Sasuke chin, while Sasuke looks like he is going to barf. Then he jumps on a table, and starts grooving like a rock star.

'Cause every time we touch,

I get this feeling,

And every time we kiss,

I swear I can fly,

Can't you feel my heart beat fast,

I want this to last,

Need you by my side.

'Cause every time we touch,

I feel this static,

And every time we kiss,

I reach for the sky,

Can't you hear my heart beat so,

I can't let you go,

Want you in my life.

He shakes his head, moves his arms, and shakes his ass to the techno music. When, the techno part is over, he goes back to being serious, and pretends to seduce Sasuke again.

Your arms are my castles

Your heart is my sky

They wipe away tears that I cry

The good and the bad times

We've been through them all

You make me rise when I fall

He does hand motions of Sasuke's arms being a castle, wiping away his tears when he cries, and the good and bad times. And then again starts doing his funky dance.

'Cause every time we touch,

I get this feeling,

And every time we kiss,

I swear I can fly,

Can't you feel my heart beat fast,

I want this to last,

Need you by my side

'Cause every time we touch,

I feel this static,

And every time we kiss,

I reach for the sky,

Can't you hear my heart beat so,

I can't let you go,

Want you in my life.

Naruto's singing voice was horrible. The most disturbing part though, was when Naruto shook his ass in Sasuke's face. But Naruto's voice was way too high pitched, sometimes he just yelled into the microphone. By then everyone was laughing and crying in the room (except Sasuke and Naruto, who were just praying that this would just end.) Sakura was laughing/crying so hard that her stomach hurt. Even Shino, Neji (Neji was wiping tears from his eyes) and Gaara was laughing. I mean come On, Shino, Neji, and Gaara were LAUGHING. You don't see that everyday.

Temari snapped some pictures of them laughing, planning to sell it right on eBay, along with the other pictures she had taken of Naruto, Gaara, and Neji she had taken, while stalking all of . She also whipped out a video camera and taped Naruto singing and dancing, pretending to seduce Sasuke. She grinned. Oh, she was going to make big bucks.

You have no clue how much Gaara's, Naruto's and Neji's fan girls pay for those things. With the video of Naruto dancing and trying to seduce Sasuke, she'd make ever-bigger bucks. There were so many people who wanted Naruto and Sasuke to be together, other thought they were already gay and would think the video would be perfect evidence to show that. God, you should see how many NaruSasu Shines and disturbing fan art/images there are out there on the Internet.

'Cause every time we touch,

I get this feeling,

And every time we kiss,

I swear I could fly,

Can't you feel my heart beat fast,

I want this to last,

Need you by my side.

Finally, the song ended, and Naruto finished singing and did a dramatic bow.

Everyone then again burst into laughter/tears.

20 minutes later...

Finally after everyone had calmed down, Sakura announced it was Naruto turn to ask someone the dreaded truth or dare.

It took Naruto some time to think of who to ask the dreaded "truth or dare."

Finally he decided on Neji. It was partly Neji's fault he had to do that stupid dare.

He spun around and pointed a finger at Neji. "Neji, I choose you!"

Everyone did an anime fall and a sweat drop. " THIS ISN'T POKEMON NARUTO!" Everyone shouted.

"Oh. Oops. Neji, truth or dare?" Naruto asked Neji

Neji gulped.

He thought it over. If he did dare, it would probably be really horrible, I mean Naruto had to dance and sing to a girl's song!

"Truth." Neji said nervously.

And then Naruto asked the question.

" Ok Neji, Is it true that you … Shop at Victoria's Secret?"

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To Be Continued...

Does Neji REALLY shop at Victoria's Secret?

We will find out next time.

a/n: I hope you guys liked it. It was a bit random. But I tried. The truth or dare arc will be a bit long, since everyone will be asked the dreaded "truth or dare"...