Bug Vegeta Day Part 1
T For Teen
Author: this chapter/story has the characters listed: joemochao(knuckles looking echidna-chao), Janelle(black and blue hedge-hog), joe( dark blue hedge-hog), vegeta, omochao, dragon (pink echidna), Mario, hiei, megan(echidna), and Rebecca (not exactly sure what she is.)
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Joemochao: Hi! I'm Joemochao, I'm here to kick your f$ing a$#.Janelle: What the h#$$ are you Doing here?
Joe: hi, look it's a BAKA!
Vageta: Hi ya'll.
Joemochao: Shut up b!#$
Joe: Guess what today is!
Vageta: what is today?
Joemochao/Joe: Bug Vageta Day!
omochao walks in
Omo.: Hi, I'm omo…
Joemochao hits omo… down with Vageta's head
Omo./Vageta: ow!
Dragon: look who's here.
Everybody: who?
Dragon: me BAKA. Oh and Mario.
Mario: It's ahh me…. MMMario.
Joemochao grabs Vageta by the legs like a baseball bat and hits Mario out of the park
Mario: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Part 1 1/2Joemochao: hey Joe.
Joe: what?
Joemochao: lets go eat the cake.
Joe: OK.
Heie enters right then
Heie: where are you going?
Joe/Joemochao: nowhere!
Heie: oh well!
Joe: YOU STUPID MONSTER!
Heie: What?
Joe: nothing. Running
Back To Part 1When they get back Joemochao starts to kick Vageta
Joemochao: this is fun!
Joe: let me try. Your right!
Mario walks back in
Joemochao grabs Vageta again and hits Mario
Rebecca: I think I'm a bat.
Meagan enters
Meagan: Hi, I'm omo…
Omochao hits her with vegi's big head
Joemochao: that's my job!
Joe: it's OUR job!
Meagan: leave me alone.
Joemochao/Joe: Shut It.! !
they take vegi. and Janelle and hit her all the way to Mario
they then hit Janelle
Janelle: I'm going to vegi's bedroom!
Vageta: me, too.
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Dragon: what the f$ is that?
Joe: who really knows?
Joemochao: lets look for Meagan and ask her.
3 years later
Meagan: you came and found me all the way in china.
Joemochao: with Heie
Meagan: well at least he is a nice and evil demon, unlike Vegi..
Joe: MONSTER!
Heie: what?
Joe: nothing
Meagan: why are you out here?
Dragon: we thought you could tell us what this
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Meagan: ohhhh. That's just you know who with Vegi. At an enormous speed.
Joemochao: what do you mean?
Joe: you don't want to know.
Everybody: bye Heie and Meagan.
Joe/Joemochao: MONSTER!
Back To America
Joe: we're away from the talking monster.
Heie: what?
Joe: nothing…Janelle comes out of Vageta's bedroom
Joemochao: you look like h#$$!
Janelle: I just found out that Vageta's gy, they cancelled Dragon Ball Z, and that Knuckles is better than shadow.
Joe: it is all true.
Janelle hits her self with omochao
Joemochao kicks her legs
The Beginning Of The End…..Maybe…..
Bug Vegeta Day
Episode 2: attack of Joemochao
In the beginning…
Janelle: where is everybody?
Joe enters
Joe: where's Joemochao?
Janelle: I don't care!
Joemochao enters
Joemochao: hi, I'm Joemochao, I'm here to kick your $$.
Joe: it's a BAKA
Vegi. Enters
Vegeta: wazz ?
Everybody: not much, obviously.
Vegeta: why?
Joe: one, because you came.
Joemochao: two, we can't find everyone yet.
Janelle: and third, you're here.
Joe: I already said that!
Janelle: no you didn't!
Joe: yes, I did!
Janelle: no!
Joe: yes!
3 hours later
Janelle: no!
Joe: yes, all you have to do is look a couple lines up to see that I'm correct.
Janelle: oh, so it is so.
Joemochao: shut up, this got boring when Janelle said, " no" the first time.
Vegeta: well at least it was something to do, since no one is out here today.
Hiei enters
Hiei: how are you doing?
Joe: not good MONSTER!
Hiei: what did you say?
Joemochao: he said MONSTER! If you couldn't hear that you need to get your ears examined!
Hiei: do you want to fight?
Joemochao: Yes, it'll give me something to do.
Hiei: let us go then.
They walk 3 steps and stop
Mario walks to
Mario: it's ahh me MMMario!
Joemochao grabs Hiei and smacks Mario
Hiei: what the f man.
Joemochao: I'm a echidna –chao. And you don't want me to really hurt you.
Hiei: why?
Joemochao: just trust me, it isn't a pretty sight.
Hiei: well, maybe I will by the end of the story!
Joemochao: maybe.
Dragon enters to break them up
Dragon: why are you fighting?
Joemochao: because that fat head over there is a fathead!
Hiei:
well that is because I am a demon and not a monster!
Joemochao:
well, you wouldn't be a " demon" without being a MONSTER!
Joe: amen!
Hiei: shut up!
Joemochao: leave my friend alone buddy!
Hiei: don't call me buddy, or else!
Joemochao: or else, what?
Hiei: I'll tell my demon side to fight!
Janelle walks off to Vageta's room
Vegeta follows
Shadow enters
Shadow: how are you?
Hiei: not as good as I will be when I fight this short midget.
Joemochao: shut up stupid fathead.
Shadow: well, I'll just go to Vegeta's room.
Starts to open door and enters
All: that was pointless.
Hiei: let us start!
Joemochao: OK then.
Hiei: al-right.
Joemochao: OK.
Hiei: al-right.
3 hours later
Joemochao: al-right.
Hiei: OK.
Joemochao: hahaha! I got you to say "OK."
Hiei: and?
Joe: I'm bored! Will you fight al-ready?
Hiei: I've tried that.
Joemochao: Ok.
Joemochao grabs Hiei and drops him on the floor
Hiei re-talliates with a hammer
Joemochao dodges it and farts on accident
Hiei faints and is wounded, but gets back up
Rebecca enters
Rebecca: I think I'm a gas mask.
Joemochao: that's great!
Hiei: lets finish this!
Joe gets a radio and plays fighting music
Joemochao starts to do his secret move, but is distracted by a beautiful echidna-chao like he
Hiei takes advantage and smacks him with a taco
Joemochao: is that chicken or beef?
Hiei: I dunno, I didn't ask. Wait, we're fighting, what do you care?
Joemochao: I'm hungry!
Hiei: so am I!
Joe: lets eat, and then fight.
Hiei: that sounds reasonable.
They leave and come back five minutes later
Rebecca: I think I'm a chicken in a basket?
Joe: that sounds good.
They leave again and eventually come back
Joemochao: now lets fight!
Hiei: I'm fat now.
secretly Joemochao slipped Ex-lax in Hiei food AND drink
Hiei: I got to go to the potty.
Joemochao: no, we said we'd fight a long time ago. Lets fight!
Hiei: I farted!
Rebecca: I think I'm a gas mask again!
Heie: all better now!
Joemochao: let's go!
Joemochao once again starts his move
Heie starts to do his move too
Heie grabs Joemochao and tries to throw him
Joemochao counters with a blazing kick to the stomach
Heie falls to the ground and is dazed
Joemochao takes a giant leap and lands on heie's head
Heie seems to be confused and tries to struggle out
Joemochao finishes his move by holding Heie with his small, powerful legs and flips Heie over into a hole that appears when Heie hits the floor
Heie seems to be stunned
Rebecca: I think I'm a Mexican ref., uno, dos, tres.
ding, ding, ding
Rebecca: winner: Joemochao!
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all: not again! Until the next powerful episode: Bug Vegeta Day 3: the race
Bug Vegeta Day 3: The Race
Joe: why do we always have to hear that after we're in a good mood? Joemochao: seriously!
Rebecca: I don't know, but I enjoy it?
Janelle enters with new character
Janelle: this is Tucker, he is a foreign exchange student from Rockland
Tucker: no I am not, but I think I am smart
Dragon: who cares?
Joemochao: I have an ideer! Let's have a race.
Joe: yeah, let's do that.
vegi enters
Vegeta: what you doing?
Hiei: I have a headache!
Joemochao: it's always about you, isn't it?
Joe: let's start the race.
Meagan: no, I am too slow. You go ahead.
All: okay!
they start at the bedroom
Joemochao: the first one to complete an entire trip around the world, wins!
Rest: otay.
line up
secretly Joemochao sets a cardboard figure of him-self up and ties their shoes together
they tell Meagan to start them
they all fall except for Joemochao and Hiei(he wasn't wearing any) and run
they get to Nebraska before anyone starts to cheat
Hiei: you can't win me in this type of fight.
he didn't know that he was talking to a robot of Joemochao
Joemochao was already in New York when he said that
then Joe catches up and is equally matched with Joemochao
they get to France before anyone else thinks about a break
Joe and Joemochao are in China getting a bite to eat
Joe: this will help me run faster
Joemochao: why are we running so fast? Isn't it still Bug Vegeta Day?
Joe: yeah, but what does that have to do with anything?
Joemochao: a lot because we should slow down so we can bug Vegi.
Joe: o.k.
wait five hours for everyone to catch up
they see vegi. And trip him
Janelle takes an hour to catch up then
Janelle: poor vegi.
Joe and Joemochao cross finish line
wait another five hours for the rest to catch up
Joe: what do we win?
Everyone: :o . nothing!
Joe: yes, we rule!
Joemochao: we have a minute and five, four, three, two, one second to bug vegi.!
Joe: doggy pile! :o ..
Vegeta: is it over yet?
Rebecca: I think I'm a jock strap!
Tucker: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwe
Rebecca: now it is over
Joe: awe, already?
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By: Joe/ JoemochaoJoe: thank you, and good night!