**I wrote this because I don't like Mr. McMahon (duh) Please don't flame me. It actually is a funny little poem. This is sung to the tune of 'The Grinch'. The Grinch is owned by Dr. Suess's wife and her lawyers. Vince is owned by the WWF. Don't forget to respond! Rock On Space Rats! :) *

Mr. McMahon

You're a mean one
Mr. McMahon
Yes you really are a HEEL!
You're as cuddly as a Rattle snake
and as charming as an eel
Mr. McMahon
You're as evil as evil comes!

You make me sick
Mr. McMahon
You're heart is nothing but an empty hole
You brain is full of corruption
And you have no soul
Mr. McMahon
I wouldn't touch you with a 99 and a half foot pole!

You're a evil one
Mr. McMahon
You make friends turn on each other
Your brain is full of corruption
And your soul was sold long ago
Mr. McMahon
The three words that describe you best are the three words you can't say on tv
Demon
Evil
Satan

Authors Note: Can't you just see Jim Carrey (as the Grinch) singing this?? Dude! The Rock can sing! (Or at least he thinks he can... :) When he comes back to the WWF he should sing this song! If no one sues me by then... He could so totally borrow it! :) Rock on Rock-ettes!